Monday, January 31, 2022
AFTER THE PAPER TOWEL THROW AND POLICE STORM TROOPER RAID AND INSIDE THE ER OF A LOCAL HOSPITAL AFTER PARAMEDICS DROPPED ME OFF...
Sunday, January 30, 2022
Had an erotic dream of STORMY DANIELS, the highest paid woman ever for 2 minutes work on a rich dumbass. STORMY licked a penis erect then shimmied on it until it exploded on her belly. Then she demanded $20,000 and signed a non disclosure agreement for $100,000 and an additional $10 million hush hush document before she headed to the hotel bar to proposition more limp dicked rich old men.
BEFORE YOU THROW THAT PAPER TOWEL ROLL AT YOUR SLEEPING WIFE...
Really. Don't believe me? Throw it...
Saturday, January 29, 2022
WHY I DO NOT CONFIDE IN INTERNET PROTO WHORES WITH MY PERSONAL BUSINESS...
ON WITCHY WOMEN AND ASSOCIATED BULLSHIT
Friday, January 28, 2022
PASSIVE AGGRESSION
Thursday, January 27, 2022
Alice Cooper - (Intro) - Poison
Your cruel, device
Your blood, like ice
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill
I wanna love you but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous
Poison
Your poison, running through my veins
Your poison
I don't wanna break these chains
Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace, on sweat
I hear you calling, and it's needles and pins (And pins)
I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't wanna touch you but you're under my skin (Deep in)
I wanna kiss you, but your lips are venomous
Poison
Your poison running through my veins
Your poison
I don't wanna break these chains
Poison
One look (One look)
Could kill (Could kill)
My pain, your thrill
I wanna love you but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous
Poison
Your poison running through my veins
Your poison
I don't wanna break these chains
Poison (Poison)
I wanna love you but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous
Poison (Yeah)
Well I don't wanna break these chains
Poison (Poison)
Runnin' deep inside my veinsBurnin' deep inside my brain
Poison (Poison)
I don't wanna break these chains
(Poison) poison (Poison)
ON being depressed after the police refused to believe I was an assassination target of ISYS and instead placed me in a LOCKED psychiatric ward...
ISYS, unlike the prevailing Western Superpowers, does not execute the mentally ill apparently. The police refused to believe ISYS would target lil ole me with a history of depression and a superficial head wound so off to the psychiatric ward I go...
Sunday, January 2, 2022
MY INCESSANT JACKING OFF TO UTUBE VIDEOS OF CARDI B has opened a portal to HELL in my shitty white trash kitchen. A séance was conducted and the EAST MEADOWLANDS DEMONIC CONSORTIUM has reached the DARK LORD SATAN who insists we must MAKE IT RAIN if we wish to have CARDI B remove her G string whilst she absconds with the money and a few ROLEX watches to boot. Alas.
It is a travesty that BIG PHARMA must produce an endless array of "vaccines" of doubtful merit when simply taking a more holistic and nature based approach to your living space can keep you healthy, happy, and WILL not send fucking BLOOD spewing from every mother fucking orifice in your gad dang body.
MY LOVE AND ADMIRATION FOR ICE-T's BODY COUNT ALBUM COPKILLER and DA LENCH MOB's GUERILLAS IN THE MIST
LESSONS PEOPLE OF COLOR HAVE TAUGHT ME
THINGS HAVE TAKEN A SINISTER TURN OF LATE...
Saturday, January 1, 2022
PAULA ABDUL, STOP CALLING ME. THE CENTRAL PARK CONCERT IS BEING BOOKED BY DR. DRE AND BOOGIE DOWN PRODUCTIONS and I Am NOT involved in ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.
POST SCRIPT: I COULD GO ON WITH MUSICAL POSTS FROM THE BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED PEOPLE THAT JUST HAPPEN TO BE HISPANIC, BLACK, WHITE, SAMOAN, ASIAN or a mixture of races and that was my intent, however, my BLOG was shut down stating there was a BLOG JEFF BEZOS submission limit and a red laser appeared just over my head as I typed my latest post which was refused so I will wrap this up and try not to wake my SPECIAL NEEDS son who is sleeping in my bed with his stuffed animals or my wacky wife who is in the next room in mother fucking lock down quarantine in a black leotard hanging upside by a peg inserted into her anal column.
I KNOW YOU ARE THINKING FUCKING NUTTY VLAD IS STONE COLD TRIPPIN AS I HAVE TO PAY SUPPORT FOR 3 BABY MAMAS AND A USED CHEVY NOVA THAT I AM ON THE HOOK FOR EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T EVEN MOTHER FUCKIN DRIVE...
Yes, DADDY VLADDY has a solution for that for VLADIMIR PUTIN AND HIS MOST BENEVOLENT DIPLOMAT OUTREACH PROGRAM WILL send A SEXY RUSSIAN FEMALE OR MALE RUSSIAN Diplomat TO VISIT YOUR HOME AND PEE ON YOU ALL NIGHT IF YOU ARE DEEMED WORTHY OF GETTING PISSED ON BY MOTHER RUSSIA. CONTACT VLADIMIR PUTIN FOR FUTHER INFORMATION AND A PICTORIAL nefarious covert ADVERT will be dropped at the agreed upon go zone.
BEAR IN MIND SATAN IS A REAL BALL BUSTER and recite the following incantation...
Now keep in mind time is of the essence now as LUCIFER has been summoned and you are to blast 3 strong farts not concerned if you shit yourself then grab a spray bottle you use for plants, but not anything too harsh and thoroughly clean it while rubbing your private area with a feather and then fill the spray bottle up with water and spray your apartment continuously to moisten the air and you may spray yourself too if you get overcome by the mother fucking oppressiver dry heat.
Alas.
Why you have very little time to make adjustments and moisten the air before you get FULL FUCKING BLOWN COVID AND START COUGHING UP YOUR LUNGS AND HAVE BLOOD SPILLING FROM YOUR MOUTH, NOSE AND ASS for starters. You must entreat the benevolence of SATAN, the dark Lord of the Universe. Interested?
I AM BEING SERIOUS.
The madness and futility of indoor heating and why it will fucking KILL YOU and our greatest scientific minds will say it was due to a biological weapons lab in Wuhan, China.
As an example of such over the top insubordination and bitch hardiness, my wife is now monitoring my BLOG and I told her NOT to interact with my son and she just spoke to him in the QUARANTINE ROOM which I barred the door and gave her instructions going forward. I may have to disinter my BDSM fun bag if this shit continues...
IF YOU HAVE VICKS VAPO RUB, KEEP IT IN AREA THAT IS EASY TO ACCESS AND IF YOU ARE CONGESTED, RUB IT INTO YOUR CHEST...
IT IS MY CONTENTION THAT COVID IS MORE OF A HOME ENVIRONMENT PROBLEM THAN A VIRUS PROBLEM PER SE AND I AM WILLING TO STAND BY THAT THEORY AND THE 25 GALLONS OF BLOOD THAT COVID CAUSED TO FLY OUT MY ASS.
Normally you would dismiss me as that nut job VLAD, but my personal reputation cannot sink any lower so fucking humor me huh?
SINCE YOU ARE AT HOME AND GOING OUT OF YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MIND, UNLOAD THE GLOCK, KISS YOUR MOMMA, AND GATHER DA KIDS FOR A MOVIE AND TRY TO ENJOY AND KNOW WE ARE GONNA END THIS FUCKING THING TONIGHT AND THERE WILL BE A HUGE CONCERT WITH CARDI B, QUEEN LATIFA, LL COOL J AND THE GAP BAND WHICH WILL FOLLOWED BY A WORLD CELEBRATION WITH INTENSE FORNICATION AND SODOMY AND A REVISED BIRTH RATE...
I BELIEVE IN THE PRINCIPLES OF NON VIOLENCE USED BY Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Ghandi.
Try to avoid personal conflicts and avoid drugs and using guns to solve differences. Try thinking about a world of love and mutual respect among humankind again or the hit CARDI B will be dropping soon with QUEEN LATIFA. Otherwise, dig this and take whatever lesson you can draw about it regarding violence.
ANOTHER COVID SAFETY TIP FROM KRAZY ASS VLAD...
GENERAL PRINCIPLES ON HOW TO HANDLE THIS FUCKING NIGHTMARE CRISIS AND POSSIBLE APOCALYPSE OF VICKS VAPO RUB AND SNOTTY TISSUES...
2. Form a small group of your family and the people you love avoiding negative people or those who will undermine your endeavor.
3. Stay calm and follow guidelines from the CDC and your primary care physician, try to stay positive and DO NOT TAKE your frustration out on your family, friends, random people, local businesses, police, fire, ambulance workers, nurses, Doctors, etc. These people are the TRUE HEROES and I know that as a fact as I wrote about in my BLOG all kidding aside. I also know we are in this together and our WARRIOR SPIRIT and regained love for each other, humanity, and of course CARDI B will save the day. That is my belief and I stand by that unless CARDI B wishes to abscond with me to BORA BORA and then it was probably ancient aliens that abducted me.
A LIFE SAVING COVID TIP PRESENTED BY DON CORNELIUS, STEVIE WONDER AND THE GAP BAND...
YOU have Troubles, We have Troubles, We ALL have troubles... OR DON CORNELIUS AND SOUL GLOW HAIR SPRAY PRESENT THE GAP BAND...
My wife just came home from the DOCTOR and AFTER TWO VACCINES SHE FINALLY TESTED POSITIVE ON THE 5 th test. I went to open the door for her and saw she ripped the chain completely off the door before coming in and being placed in QUARANTINE.
MORE BULLSHIT AND MIND FUCKS
It was only when I took my lithium after my wife tired of jerking my chain and dreaming of having a Special Victims Special Relationship with the lovely Man Of Color and actor ICE FUCKIN' T that I was aroused from my delusion and realized New Years Eve had passed or there was even such a thing as New Year's EVE.
I need to recall how I used to whip, handcuff, hog tie and shove a sock into a woman's mouth when I was into BDSM so I can shut my wife the fuck up and keep her in mother fucking quarantine when she gets home and tells me she has the SOUTH AFRICAN SHOP RIGHT SUPERMARKET COVID.
Alas.