When a threesome goes wrong...

https://nypost.com/2022/06/30/carnival-cruise-brawl-caught-on-camera-broke-out-over-alleged-cheating-passenger-says/

Attractive women willing to spend 20 years in jail for 20 minutes of sex...

https://nypost.com/2022/06/30/heiress-charged-for-sex-with-14-year-old-4-times-in-one-day/

DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

Just because you wanted things to be a certain way does not mean they were meant to be that way.

HERO's CORNER

https://nypost.com/2022/06/23/us-swimmer-rescued-by-coach-after-fainting-in-pool/

WTF FILES

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/chinese-researchers-build-mind-reading-141114453.html

All Night Long

I had a dream of a twisted sort

I was working at a gas station and a fancy car pulled in

Fill me up an attractive woman said with a smile

As she stepped outside the car and I realized the smug grin

Wafting your hand across the shape of the expensive car

While I fueled it up as if to say

I am wealthy and you must refuel my car and get dirty all day

It was a strange, perverted dream and sad in a way

Until I awoke and reconsidered what I imagined in my reverie

Was not that bad at all

I was pumping you

All night long

And you never said

Stop.

Vampire Delivery?

https://nypost.com/2022/06/17/woman-orders-chair-on-amazon-receives-bonus-vial-of-blood/

When Trees Kill

https://nypost.com/2022/06/20/1-dead-2-hospitalized-from-tree-falling-on-new-yorks-palisades-parkway/

Just think. A tree has to fall exactly when you are under it and in this case driving by and it falls RIGHT over the driver's side. What are the odds? It is almost like that fucking tree wants to KILL you.

Bad Dreams Doing Bad Things

I have been having bad dreams doing bad things

Dancing naked in the flowers of a faded pastel vision

Cavorting in another time, kissing quivering flesh

Licking honey from dangerous curves

Running away with a memory in a box

Secrets cascading out one by one as I flee

A sugary taste in my mouth, cursing the day

While living the night over again

Time and reality laugh like slamming a door

A whisper and a sigh that is yesterday

Saying things that will not be forgotten

Running, but staying in place

My memories chasing me.

DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

People will continually disappoint, betray and insult you and these are those you consider friends. If you expect happiness from someone, buy a house plant. It will retain its beauty if you care for it properly and never speak ill of you or betray your trust. And if it dies, you can get a replacement for $4.95. Do not wait. Do it now.

DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

People who say the grass isn't greener on the other side don't no much about grass.