LIFE LESSONS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

Who knew the lakes I swam in for Summer camp in my youth were crawling with brain eating amoebas? I was more worried about all the kids pissing in the lake while swimming. Really.

CRAZY DREAMS

A long time ago, I had this crazy dream. It centered on this faucet that shot out in arc and was so weird that I just thought about it as being strange and then forgot about it until over a year ago, I was in the hospital and there was the faucet I saw in my dream. This was not the first time something like this happened to me and I recalled an event as being shown prior in a dream. I never know whether a dream is just fantasy or a harbinger of things to come. Really.

WTF FILES

It appears the elite 1% would like their vile underlings to eat insects whilst they dine on filet mignon and fine wine.

DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

For a billionaire, thought of life as a millionaire is simply unbearable.

Bangladesh bans suckermouth catfish in light of threats to native fish species / Story by Mongabay

By Abu Siddique

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/bangladesh-bans-suckermouth-catfish-in-light-of-threats-to-native-fish-species/ar-AA17QBdj?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=395cca22c3f549dfa8e2232c13dc90ae

In defense of the "pleco," it is a non aggressive fish that cleans the water of waste and debris. It is the crown jewel of my aquarium.

DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

That moment you realize that whole monogamy thing was a load of bullshit.

LIFE LESSONS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

Your SEA MONKEYS did not die by accident. They were MURDERED!

DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

Even if a lion behaves like a pussycat, it is still a lion. Something to remember.

DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

When your deep thoughts subside, remember you can drown in the shallow end of he pool as well.