Sunday, May 24, 2026

DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

If I could look into the future as a child at my life now, I would think this man is WEATHLY.  He has two air conditioners that work, all kinds of computers and gadgets, cable color television and a television in every room plus a collection of movies.  I would marvel that my car was working and had a functioning air conditioner among other things.  These were all luxuries for me as a child.  I have visited relatives or acquaintances that have real mansions or houses that border on mansions so by today's standards I am far from wealthy.  One Thanksgiving, DAMIEN ECSELSIOR got a care package from his school because we were the poorest people in a comparatively wealthy district.  The food was good, but I was not too fond of the canned string beans.

My mother used to call the haunted two family house where we lived TABACCO ROAD.  I am not gonna lie and say it was not shitty growing up there.  We had an air conditioner that did not work and pumped out dust and I had a box fan in my room window for cooling on those hot summer nights as I sweated and tossed around in the excruciating heat.  I checked the thermometer in my fish tank one time and it was over one hundred degrees in the water.  So like the JEFFERSONS, I be movin' on up to a deluxe apartment... Yeah.





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