I AM FUCKING RUINED OR WHAT WILL ALL MY FRIENDS THINK IF THEY KNOW I HAVE A FUCKING MENTAL ILLNESS AND DECIDE I AM A LOSER?

Anybody else dealing with this bullshit might have the above questions and be in a fucking FUNKMASTER FLEX right now as they decide how to handle this and the following three months they will be disappeared in the locked ward of a mental hospital seemingly wiped off the face of the EARTH by nefarious SPACE ALIENS who covertly have descended from PLANET 9 Alpha in rockin' space orbs. But this is not my first dance with MANIC DEPRESSION nor the disturbing questions that will emerge from YOUR bizarre behavior. You have TWO options:

1. Tell the truth about mental illness, manic depression and your recent experience and be stigmatized, ostrasized and declared persona non grata as you swiftly lose ALL your many good friends and you get looks of terror by complete stangers in the street.

2. Just say you are an alcoholic on a wild bender and you will keep or even add to your list of shitty friends and everyone will laugh as sluts seek you out to drink and party hard you fucking mad man.

I have told many people over the years I am an alcoholic when I don't remember the last time I had a beer which was probably 25 years ago. This manic episode was the first in about thirty years due to stress, an overt bullshit plan by my wife, the pandemic, ancient aliens, Justin Bieber, and a resettling of the Earth's axis due to Global Warming. I got that shit nailed fucking down and just in case my psychiatrist gave me a prescription for Fukitol 2.0 to take the mother fucking edge off.

JOHNSON & JOHNSON's new wack jab vaccine is VERY helpful and I encourage you to consult your doctor or visit an abandoned military base and be vaccinated IMMEDIATELY if not sooner. If you slutty bitches say I groped you or AOC, EMMA from the WIGGLES or CARDI B get offended that is fine too because I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND HENCE NO WORRIES. Feel free to CANCEL my ass as I don't give a flying fuck about ANYTHING at this point in my sorry ass miserable life. Questions?