Friday, July 31, 2026
VLADVAMPIRELORD'S NICE THINGS: LADY MORGANA
Lady Morgana is a big fan of this blog and loves to catch me writing an inappropriate poem or posting unapproved criticism. Since LADY MORGANA spends so much time monitoring this Blog, it is only fair I post some positive words for LADY MORGANA to read.
LADY MORGANA used to care about what I liked and what gave me joy. She did things I wanted to do because I wanted to have fun even though she was petrified . Below are some examples:
1. The LOG FLUME at GREAT ADVENTURE. Though LADY MORGANA was terrified of the LOG FLUME, she went on numerous flume rides just to impress me and not incur my ill will. Afer I got married to the Witch Queen MORGANA, all log flume rides ceased.
2. The famed WILDWOOD DRACULA'S CASTLE BOAT RIDE. It was extremely hot and humid so I decided why not go on the WILDWOOD DRACULA's CASTLE boat ride? LADY MORGANA had a look of foreboding and disgust, but still got on the boat navigated by the GRIM REAPER with me.
3. The Meadowland's Fair Haunted House. Hot, sweaty, dark and cramped. Just like I wanted it.
4. Back in the day, LADY MORGANA used to let me "bump the la la" with her on the regular if you know what I mean. Now I get attitude and the shimmy shake off. Memories...
VLADVAMPIRELORD'S VOCABULARY LESSON: WRONG BOTTLE IN THE WRONG BOX (WBIWB)
When someone puts a small medicine bottle in a big box and a big medicine bottle in a small box.
Apparently, I was getting too positive and needed to be irritated.
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