I was out driving this morning and I see five cop cars pulled over so you know they were dealing with some kind of legit bullshit. That was after I saw an infraction after I awoke of banana stacking which is a bunch of bananas with a container of pound cake stacked on top. Who tha fuck does that? LADY MORGANA of course! I got to be the fucking banana police. Anybody knows bananas are soft and if you pile shit on top of them they get mushy and rot. There should be some penalty for an obvious penal code violation, but at this point, I am at a loss. I have explained the physics of banana stacking to LADY MORGANA, but she will accept no personal responsibility or see the wrong in doing such obvious bullshit.
Bullshit never bothered me in the past like this, but recently I offer no quarter for frustrating infractions.
Really.
