Dark Lord And Destroyer Of Souls, Vladvampirelord

Many of us have people we have become estranged from and for all intents and purposes, they are "dead" to us even though they are still alive hence the term, "living dead."

If you find the estranged person posting on the internet, they have become "the surfing dead." You had best not follow any internet brain splatter lest you get caught up in the zombie horror show and get sucked back in the mind fuck.

Do not return to the living dead.

Alas.