The one consolation in life is that DEATH is coming, probably faster than you imagined and this whole string of bullshit called LIFE will be over.
Wednesday, June 3, 2026
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD 2: ALL WOMEN ARE LIARS
You think you are getting this sexy woman, but truth be told she has spent 3 hours putting on make up and arranging her body to be sexually enticing. Then she does her hair for two hours. You have sex in the dark and you think that is the woman you are getting. She laughs at your jokes, listens to your stories and seems fascinated by your life. She appears to share your passions and desires.
She probably had a nose job, tummy tuck, fake boobs and a Brazilian ass lift and fake eye color contact lenses.
You get married and in the morning you look at the woman next to you and think who the fuck is that? She stops wearing lingerie and starts leaving her underwear and clothes on the floor. She stops listening to you and you find out she really hated you all along and is repulsed by your hobbies and sexual fetishes.
You thought you found a partner but now you realize you found some kind of she-demon that could give a fuck what you think or feel. She only wants MONEY and your SOUL.
VLADVAMPIRELORD'S LIFE IN HELL
I wake up every morning ANGRY, HORNY and HUNGRY usually in that order.
One of my jobs is to turn out lights that are left on unnecessarily, but no matter how many times this is discussed and the necessity to save money on our electric bill, LADY MORGANA will not get with the program and believes any savings is do to Governor Mickey Sherill who is busy accommodating illegal aliens and foreign visitors who wish to get drunk and riot after the World Cup. LADY MORGANA goes on using electric like some Saudi Monarch and not a denizen of the working poor paradise we live in.
In fact, I turned off two ghost lights this morning and LADY MORGANA must know this drives me to vampire distraction.
I will term this type of behavior as being a LIGHT WHORE
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
The key to sexual satisfaction is not physical age, but the will to seek pleasure, desire for passion, and a compatible partner.
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