Music, video, retro nostalgia, poetry and death by eternal love, disco, damnation and comedy among other vampiric and erotic Satanic interludes. Enjoy.
Thursday, June 30, 2022
When a threesome goes wrong...
Attractive women willing to spend 20 years in jail for 20 minutes of sex...
Wednesday, June 29, 2022
Tuesday, June 28, 2022
Sunday, June 26, 2022
Saturday, June 25, 2022
Friday, June 24, 2022
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
Thursday, June 23, 2022
Wednesday, June 22, 2022
Tuesday, June 21, 2022
All Night Long
I was working at a gas station and a fancy car pulled in
Fill me up an attractive woman said with a smile
As she stepped outside the car and I realized the smug grin
Wafting your hand across the shape of the expensive car
While I fueled it up as if to say
I am wealthy and you must refuel my car and get dirty all day
It was a strange, perverted dream and sad in a way
Until I awoke and reconsidered what I imagined in my reverie
Was not that bad at all
I was pumping you
All night long
And you never said
Stop.
WTF FILES - Battle Monkeys, Free Range Tigers and Other Bizarre Tales Of The Narco Thunderdome Called Mexico
Monday, June 20, 2022
Vampire Delivery?
When Trees Kill
Just think. A tree has to fall exactly when you are under it and in this case driving by and it falls RIGHT over the driver's side. What are the odds? It is almost like that fucking tree wants to KILL you.
Sunday, June 19, 2022
Bad Dreams Doing Bad Things
Dancing naked in the flowers of a faded pastel vision
Cavorting in another time, kissing quivering flesh
Licking honey from dangerous curves
Running away with a memory in a box
Secrets cascading out one by one as I flee
A sugary taste in my mouth, cursing the day
While living the night over again
Time and reality laugh like slamming a door
A whisper and a sigh that is yesterday
Saying things that will not be forgotten
Running, but staying in place
My memories chasing me.