Sunday, June 7, 2026
MORE GHOSTS?
The lamp next to the doorway in flickering and driving me to distraction. I also saw a yellow butterfly today.
VOCABULARY WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD: FUCKING UP THE SHOE TREE
FUCKING UP THE SHOE TREE involves placing your shoes. sneakers etc. in the shoe tree incorrectly either upside down or backside facing up so as to create chaos again from a semblance of order.
MORE GHOSTS?
The lamp near the door started flickering. I tightened the bulb, but it still flickered even when I turned it off and back on. Right now it finally stopped.
Saturday, June 6, 2026
GHOSTS?
Tonight the freezer opened up and whacked LADY MORGANA in the head twice. Could it be poltergeist or coincidence?
MANIC DEPRESSION VERSUS BIPOLAR DISORDER
The term MANIC DEPRESSION was used for many years to describe the mental and emotional rollercoaster of this mental illness characterized by extreme feelings of grandiose highs and deep depressive lows. From someone who has suffered with this condition for over 40 years, I would say this is a most accurate description of the malady. It is not a joke or something beneficial but a destructive series of episodes that ruins your life and puts you and others in danger through the impulsive acts you feel drawn to doing and the wild moods that prevail both in highs and lows .
BIPOLAR DISORDER is a term substituted for MANIC DEPRESSION because people felt MANIC DEPRESSION carried the stigma associated with the word MANIAC, but BIPOLAR DISORDER is a term that confuses most people into thinking it refers to two people from POLAND that are bisexual or POLAR BEARS that are confused about their sexuality. As for stigma, tell your friends, coworkers and your boss that you have been diagnosed with a MENTAL illness and you will soon be friendless and without a job. The stigma remains. The best excuse why you were climbing a light pole on your lunch break is that you had too much to drink. Everybody understands drunks and alcoholics. Nobody understands the mentally ill unless it is CRAZY SAVINGS at the automobile dealership. Substitute CANCER DAY or HEART ATTACK Day SALE and people will get hurt and offended, but it is still okay to mock and torment the mentally ill by belittling their condition and suffering. Our PRESIDENT calls people crazy all the time to mock and demean them even though he appears a bit looney himself. It is a vicious circle.
VOCABULARY WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD: DOUBLE LIGHT GHOSTING
DOUBLE LIGHT GHOSTING is when someone in your family (LADY MORGANA) decides to use two lights in one room and then walks out of the room leaving BOTH lights on.
Just wait until the next electric bill.
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
You can't be nice to everyone. You cannot treat all your friends equally. Eventually, they will all feel slighted at not being the "best" friend and not being given extra time and attention. They will fade and treat you as an accessory and not the important one. Or they will stay on as fake friends just for a benefit now and then when they need it.
But you can hate equally. You can treat everyone with disdain and malice and they will ALL feel slighted and mistreated to the same degree.
It will be a lonely existence but EVERYONE will know where you stand.
Friday, June 5, 2026
THE MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD OF VLADVAMPIRELORD: MY FIRST BDSM SCENE
I had been corresponding with this young woman who lived out of state for awhile and she was so nice as to include nude photos and video. I did not think things would go further than that, but one day she says she is coming to visit and she shows me a hotel receipt to prove it, so I got tickets for a ROB ZOMBIE / MEGADETH concert since she was coming such a long distance to meet me.
I asked her what her favorite kink was and she said RAPE PLAY which was not something I was interested in, but I figured I would try it anyway and did some research and gave her a scenario that involved a disgruntled manager that was fired since it was something I was familiar with. The young woman was into roller derby and rather big so I did not want to get punched, elbowed or kicked in a scuffle so I brought some items that would subdue somebody, a BB gun that looked like an AK47 (unloaded), a sword, and a knife. Confident of her submission, when the date came I travelled to her hotel with a duffle bag. When I got to her room, I pulled out the fake AK47 with a dildo attached to it. My play partner was shocked and seemed to be shaking as she let me in. Hours of mad fuckery ensued after the rape play was concluded. Then we travelled to the ROB ZOMBIE concert for some more mad fuckery which continued the next day.
I was exhausted, tired and spent when I left the second evening at around 3 am. Since I was not familiar with the area, I made a sharp turn and a police officer pulled me over immediately. I started thinking, VLADVAMPIRELORD, you need to stay calm, act respectful, and do not show suspicious behavior. It just so happens I got one of those angry police officers so I knew there was no talking my way out of this situation and things would just have to play out. The only thing was that in the trunk of the car was a fake, but real looking AK47 automatic rifle, a sword, a knife and some assorted dildos and what nots and if the officer searched my trunk, he would probably just shoot me on suspicion of being kinky El AKIADA or something.
As I resigned myself to impending death, the officer received another more pressing call on his radio and let me go. We can call this a near death experience between you and I.
My play date brought a friend which I did not include in our fun that I was told had a taser which I believe she would have used on me if I had gone into her room for a threesome. Frankly, I could barely keep up with the one woman and passed on that opportunity which would have gotten tricky I believe.
The are a lot of morals to this immoral story, but the main one would be do not bring weapons or things that look like weapons to a BDSM play date. Also if someone tells how she and her friend abducted and tortured this guy once, perhaps she is referring to what could be you in the future.
I am sure there are other lessons to this tale of bizarre kink and illicit sex and actually this is only part of the story, but it will be ingrained in my vampiric mind forevermore.
VOCABULARY WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD: PHANTOM BRA
So I see LADY MORGANA's bra at the foot of the bed. I put it into her top dresser drawer and by morning it has miraculously appeared again at the foot of the bed.
So of course, I put it back into the drawer...
VOCABULARY WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD: DAWN OF THE DEAD
When LADY MORGANA places the DAWN dish detergent on the kitchen counter instead of the kitchen sink and I feel compelled to right the situation by moving said dishwashing liquid to its proper place.
Thursday, June 4, 2026
Ghosts Of What Could Have Been
I'm chasing yesterday in a dream
Running nowhere for nothing
Floating on a cloud, waiting for the fall
Still tasting a kiss that will not die
Despite everything
In my heart it always rains
And when the Sun comes
It is not for me
In my mind there persists a vision of Love
A passion that calls and fades away
Time is frozen and yet fleeting
A giver of Life and Death
Words are little recompense for the agony of want
The destruction that desire can be
Lust and Sin dance together in a wicked waltz
Until the demonic music stops
And the night comes
There you are still waiting
In stolen
Memories
And within ghosts
Of what could have been.
VOCABULARY WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD: PORN LOOP
When a porn vid loops the video back continuously to make a short scene appear like a full shoot or when you are having sex and the person is doing the same thing just to make the time pass.
VOCABULARY WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD: NOBODY HEARS
When you speak on a topic multiple times, but the message seems unheard as you are constantly revisiting the subject without any traction.
For example. I advised LADY MORGANA many times not to put heavy coats or jackets on the coat rack and this morning she is pleading for assistance as the coat rack is close to falling over on her.
Wednesday, June 3, 2026
VLADVAMPIRELORD'S LIFE OF MYSTERY, DRAMA AND STONE COLD DUMBFUCKERY
I decided to make some eggs for breakfast this morning, however, I could not find a spatula. I ended up using a spoon and this thing with holes in it to take the egg out of the pan, but I was still fixated on finding out where the lost spatula was. Turns out it had fallen into a crack on the side of the counter along with a second spatula, a ladle and various other items. When I brought this to the attention of LADY MORGANA she decided to put the dripping wet ladle and other washed items into a drawer (but did not dry them) that contained electronics items.
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD 3
The one consolation in life is that DEATH is coming, probably faster than you imagined and this whole string of bullshit called LIFE will be over.
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD 2: ALL WOMEN ARE LIARS
You think you are getting this sexy woman, but truth be told she has spent 3 hours putting on make up and arranging her body to be sexually enticing. Then she does her hair for two hours. You have sex in the dark and you think that is the woman you are getting. She laughs at your jokes, listens to your stories and seems fascinated by your life. She appears to share your passions and desires.
She probably had a nose job, tummy tuck, fake boobs and a Brazilian ass lift and fake eye color contact lenses.
You get married and in the morning you look at the woman next to you and think who the fuck is that? She stops wearing lingerie and starts leaving her underwear and clothes on the floor. She stops listening to you and you find out she really hated you all along and is repulsed by your hobbies and sexual fetishes.
You thought you found a partner but now you realize you found some kind of she-demon that could give a fuck what you think or feel. She only wants MONEY and your SOUL.
VLADVAMPIRELORD'S LIFE IN HELL
I wake up every morning ANGRY, HORNY and HUNGRY usually in that order.
One of my jobs is to turn out lights that are left on unnecessarily, but no matter how many times this is discussed and the necessity to save money on our electric bill, LADY MORGANA will not get with the program and believes any savings is do to Governor Mickey Sherill who is busy accommodating illegal aliens and foreign visitors who wish to get drunk and riot after the World Cup. LADY MORGANA goes on using electric like some Saudi Monarch and not a denizen of the working poor paradise we live in.
In fact, I turned off two ghost lights this morning and LADY MORGANA must know this drives me to vampire distraction.
I will term this type of behavior as being a LIGHT WHORE
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
The key to sexual satisfaction is not physical age, but the will to seek pleasure, desire for passion, and a compatible partner.
Tuesday, June 2, 2026
I JUST NOTICED SOME THINGS TODAY...
My car is 25 years old. The cassette tape in my car is 40 years old.
Take a ride with me.
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