Sunday, March 8, 2026
Saturday, March 7, 2026
Whispers In The Dark
This residual energy will not dissipate
And move on to another damnation void
I hear the whispers in the dark when I am alone
Making me see what is no longer
Cajoling
Taunting
Coming so close I can almost touch
The entity in my mind
Before pulling away
With a demonic laugh or erotic moan
This house is no longer home
And will never be
Tears have dried and anguish mellowed
With every lost year or possibility
The dance is torture
The rhyme is gone and only the rhythm remains
Your face has faded into the ether
What is tragedy calls my name
Lost whispers
Bound like prisoners
In the darkness.
Friday, March 6, 2026
Thursday, March 5, 2026
Midnight Glow
Do not tell me I am too old
To sway in the midnight glow
This dance is just getting started
I can jump and shout like a fool
Or speak erotic words to your ear
In darkness or light from near or far
This hunger will not abate with age, but gets stronger
Like the sweet scent of prey in a forest deep
I will find this love in a kiss or a sigh
In a nightmare deep or dreamscape close to home
Passion will play its game no matter who watches in the shadows
Erotic music will waft on the wind
Until it finds its divine partner for play
I sing to the epic nature of eroticism and loss
The paradise of the heart
In passionate words and deeds
Between love and warfare
Some most fall while others will rise
Love eternal will seize the day
No matter what some will plaster with negative insults
A kiss will prevail
In the cold darkness between lovers.
Wednesday, March 4, 2026
I Know
I know the pleasure of a stolen kiss in the darkness
Dancing naked under the spinning moon
Recording our ecstasy in the pale glow
A shadow on the wall that fades by light
Did you say
"I love you"
As I pounded the moist gap between your thighs
Or was it a dream or delusion
Drunk on sexual madness and orgasmic bliss
What was made to last forever
Leaves with a peck on the cheek
I have seen it come and disappear
I can still taste her when the full moon calls
It sighs in the black abyss of the night sky
Seeming to wink and whisper
Before saying
"I have the pictures to prove it all."
Just to reassure me it was so
This I know.
Tuesday, March 3, 2026
Monday, March 2, 2026
Sunday, March 1, 2026
Saturday, February 28, 2026
VLADVAMPIRELORD'S ADVENTURES WITH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE (AI) PART 2
Recently, many of my orders to GOULMART have either been misdelivered or have come with items missing. It got to the point I decided to call Customer Service.
When my call connected, I was informed that the representative was artificial intelligence (AI) and despite my requests to get a human operator, the AI rep would not transfer me, so I decided to unload my issues.
The AI rep transferred me to top tier Customer Service. I was never so happy to get a Customer Service rep from Bangladesh that I could barely understand. He listened and helped me get a new wire stripper sent as a replacement. He also gave me a refund.
The next day around 2pm as scheduled a middle-aged Asian women came with the package to my door.
I was so tempted to say, "But I ordered a stripper."
VLADVAMPIRELORD'S ADVENTURES WITH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE (AI)
I recently bought a wire stripper and thought I'd consult AI for a brief tutorial.
I asked AI the following question, "How do you use a stripper?"
And the response I got was, "First, you get her drunk. Then you make it rain dollar bills..."
Friday, February 27, 2026
Thursday, February 26, 2026
Wednesday, February 25, 2026
Tuesday, February 24, 2026
Monday, February 23, 2026
Sunday, February 22, 2026
Saturday, February 21, 2026
WHEREBY VLADVAMPIRELORD THANKS THE DARK LORD SATAN IN ADVANCE FOR THE ONCOMING VENGEANCE BY SNOWMAGEDDON SET TO STRIKE THE EAST COAST NY/NJ AREA IN PROXY FETLIFE REVENGE
Since I cannot contact LORD SATAN directly due to his preparations for the damned Epstein associates of business, political and social elites, I write this letter.
Thank you SATAN for the upcoming revenge snowstorm to strike the NY/NJ area robowhores and non fuckers.
I am most grateful for the impending white maelstrom. I only ask that you can add flying monkeys belching fire and brimstone to the mix for true horrific effect.
Your pal,
VLADVAMPIRELORD
Friday, February 20, 2026
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS PLANNING TO DISCLOSE TOP SECRET INFORMATION ABOUT SPACE ALIENS AND UFOS TO DISTRACT FROM THE CRIMES AND ASSOCIATES OF EPSTEIN
Will it work? It better be really good.
I disclosed a video of a triangle orb in the sky over my parking lot on FETLIFE and it was ignored for saggy titties, monster dick and the usual pussycat meow meow.
Really.
Thursday, February 19, 2026
WHEREBY VLADVAMPIRELORD CONSPIRES WITH SATAN TO EXACT REVENGE ON FETLIFE AND COBALT FOR FAILING TO PROCURE YOUNG SEX ADDICTED JERSEY WHORES AND THE EPSTEIN VIRUS
"I have had an extremely difficult time contacting you SATAN." Groaned VLAD.
"Hell has been filling up beyond capacity due to the EPSTEIN virus. Rich and powerful people are dropping like flies and Hell must make room for all the evil miscreants and hobangers. We even set up a tent city with coffee and finger sandwiches to accommodate all the new damned movers and shaker types." SATAN whined as he rolled his demonic eyes.
"I am not satisfied with the sex doll you purchased for me though I do appreciate the gesture." VLAD pursued.
"Why so?" Asked SATAN.
"The sex doll is withholding favors and asking that I join ONLYFIENDS and buy it expensive JUMMYJOO shoes." VLAD explained.
"How can you tell? The doll cannot speak or move?" SATAN interrogated.
"I can see it in the sex doll's eyes. Hoboken Bambi does not love me anymore." VLAD opined.
"What can we do if Jersey will only fuck guttersnipes with 15 inch noodles?" SATAN wondered.
"I want revenge upon FETLIFE and COBALT for not procuring young oversexed hobags like billionaire Hebrews can." VLAD menaced.
SATAN complied as he stated that a huge bomb cunt whore STORM will bring anywhere from 0 to 12 inches of snow and ice to the tri-state Metro NY/NJ area this Sunday.
"Is that the best you can do SATAN?" VLAD questioned.
"Under the circumstances with the EPSTEIN virus running rampant, yes." SATAN concluded.
Wednesday, February 18, 2026
Tuesday, February 17, 2026
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