Music, video, retro nostalgia, poetry and death by eternal love, disco, damnation and comedy among other vampiric and erotic Satanic interludes. Enjoy.
Friday, September 30, 2022
Thursday, September 29, 2022
LIFE LESSONS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
Never threaten anybody with who you know or what you know. You know nobody and nothing. You are alone and no one is coming to save you but you.
Wednesday, September 28, 2022
Tuesday, September 27, 2022
Monday, September 26, 2022
LIFE LESSONS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
When I was 7 or 8 years old, I noticed a nest at the top of a tree with large hornets in it. Something compelled me to grab a rock and hurl it at the nest and by some dumb luck I hit it and a giant angry hornet flew out, pissed off and buzzing as it flew in circles steadily lower until it seemed to realize the rock came from me. I never ran so fast with that monstrosity on my heels seeking revenge. Don't do that. Really.
Sunday, September 25, 2022
Saturday, September 24, 2022
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE...
I had a dream my mother, who was recently deceased, said, "I invited your grandmother over." I responded, "But she is dead." Not thinking my mother was also dead. Then she opened the door and there was a bright light. A childhood friend also came over and said I looked old. I am assuming he is dead now too though I have no proof of it. And that was all I remember. Really.
I HAVE A CONSPIRACY THEORY THAT NICOLAS CAGE AND HIS NEW WIFE ARE ON THE NEW SURVIVOR #43
First the guy said he was a super fan and called Jeff Probst, "Jim." Then he said he was a heart valve surgeon with a huge castaway beard. Another cast member who fits the description of his current wife says her father was a farmer from China who became a Biologist. Not buying it. And these pictures. Really.
Friday, September 23, 2022
Thursday, September 22, 2022
Wednesday, September 21, 2022
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
There is no straight path to wealth and happiness, but there is a straight path to poverty and misery.
Tuesday, September 20, 2022
Monday, September 19, 2022
I have been saying it is piss for years...
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Sunday, September 18, 2022
Saturday, September 17, 2022
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