LIFE LESSONS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

When I was 7 or 8 years old, I noticed a nest at the top of a tree with large hornets in it. Something compelled me to grab a rock and hurl it at the nest and by some dumb luck I hit it and a giant angry hornet flew out, pissed off and buzzing as it flew in circles steadily lower until it seemed to realize the rock came from me. I never ran so fast with that monstrosity on my heels seeking revenge. Don't do that. Really.