STRANGE GOOGLE SEARCHES FROM HELL WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

My first search topic was "College Nympho Jersey Sluts" and yes there is a site for that. It was too good to be true as multiple sexy women e-gang banged my non descriptive photo asking to meet and have no strings sex, but I would have to pay $1 to text and something seemed fishy more than the snatch pics I was being sent online. So I checked my profile and found out my tittle was "Hi" and my location was Virginia so the local sluts at nearby colleges were obviously bots. My next search had to do with my birthplace and any connection with witchcraft as it is ten miles from Salem. Turns out various people accused of being witches were from my birthplace or associated with it. My current state also has two counties with the same name as those associated with the Salem Witch Trials. When I was born my mother said a nurse with an English accent stayed with her through the night. When my mother awoke later she asked another nurse to thank the nurse with an English accent for being so caring. The nurse she spoke to said that nobody in the hospital had an English accent. So these facts explain a lot of things on why witches seem to gravitate towards me and I am attracted to them as well as my interest in the paranormal. Perhaps it is a past life thing. It could explain a lot of issues beyond a bizarre online porn site fetish. Hmmm.