Saturday, February 21, 2026
WHEREBY VLADVAMPIRELORD THANKS THE DARK LORD SATAN IN ADVANCE FOR THE ONCOMING VENGEANCE BY SNOWMAGEDDON SET TO STRIKE THE EAST COAST NY/NJ AREA IN PROXY FETLIFE REVENGE
Since I cannot contact LORD SATAN directly due to his preparations for the damned Epstein associates of business, political and social elites, I write this letter.
Thank you SATAN for the upcoming revenge snowstorm to strike the NY/NJ area robowhores and non fuckers.
I am most grateful for the impending white maelstrom. I only ask that you can add flying monkeys belching fire and brimstone to the mix for true horrific effect.
Your pal,
VLADVAMPIRELORD
Friday, February 20, 2026
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS PLANNING TO DISCLOSE TOP SECRET INFORMATION ABOUT SPACE ALIENS AND UFOS TO DISTRACT FROM THE CRIMES AND ASSOCIATES OF EPSTEIN
Will it work? It better be really good.
I disclosed a video of a triangle orb in the sky over my parking lot on FETLIFE and it was ignored for saggy titties, monster dick and the usual pussycat meow meow.
Really.
Thursday, February 19, 2026
WHEREBY VLADVAMPIRELORD CONSPIRES WITH SATAN TO EXACT REVENGE ON FETLIFE AND COBALT FOR FAILING TO PROCURE YOUNG SEX ADDICTED JERSEY WHORES AND THE EPSTEIN VIRUS
"I have had an extremely difficult time contacting you SATAN." Groaned VLAD.
"Hell has been filling up beyond capacity due to the EPSTEIN virus. Rich and powerful people are dropping like flies and Hell must make room for all the evil miscreants and hobangers. We even set up a tent city with coffee and finger sandwiches to accommodate all the new damned movers and shaker types." SATAN whined as he rolled his demonic eyes.
"I am not satisfied with the sex doll you purchased for me though I do appreciate the gesture." VLAD pursued.
"Why so?" Asked SATAN.
"The sex doll is withholding favors and asking that I join ONLYFIENDS and buy it expensive JUMMYJOO shoes." VLAD explained.
"How can you tell? The doll cannot speak or move?" SATAN interrogated.
"I can see it in the sex doll's eyes. Hoboken Bambi does not love me anymore." VLAD opined.
"What can we do if Jersey will only fuck guttersnipes with 15 inch noodles?" SATAN wondered.
"I want revenge upon FETLIFE and COBALT for not procuring young oversexed hobags like billionaire Hebrews can." VLAD menaced.
SATAN complied as he stated that a huge bomb cunt whore STORM will bring anywhere from 0 to 12 inches of snow and ice to the tri-state Metro NY/NJ area this Sunday.
"Is that the best you can do SATAN?" VLAD questioned.
"Under the circumstances with the EPSTEIN virus running rampant, yes." SATAN concluded.
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Tuesday, February 3, 2026
TRUE LIES - FUNCTIONAL DYSFUNCTION OR THE TWO HOUR PROTO FEMINIST PARADIGM
There was once a time a man could come home from his job shoveling shit all day to an actual home with a wife, who cooked and cleaned all day while stocking it with groceries and expect to be the KING of his castle and get fed and talked to about pleasantries before banging his lovely wife in bed to release the tension of working shoveling shit and dealing with assholes so he could sleep seven hours and awake to do it all again. In general, the man acting like a motherfucker, but since he made ALL the money, the wife usually stayed and refrained from fucking the plumber for fear of getting pregnant and losing the cash cow husband.
That all changed with feminism which rationalized it was ok to terminate a pregnancy at whim so that a woman could work as a file clerk and make her own money so she could divorce that motherfucker cash cow shit shoveling husband. New methods of birth control were also devised so that women could fuck the school baseball coach and their son's best high school friend without a nasty pregnancy to turn over the apple cart.
This of course led to the working family, HIGH DIVORCE RATE and raised the cost of a home so that it became necessary for two people to purchase a home or pay for an apartment. Where once a woman stayed at home, cooked and cleaned and maintained the living space, it became routine for such functions to be outsourced to third parties and illegal aliens. As my mother once described our house, the shithouse since she worked all day and was expected to do many of the chores a regular housewife would do in an impossible task. Where once children were attended to by their mothers, they were left alone with a key becoming so called "latch key kids."
This brings us to the so called two hour rule. In all romantic relationships there are two quality hours expected in dating until marriage or co-habitation. After that point you effectively have after work, the same two hours for tending to a relationship, having erotic fun or sex and expanding your knowledge of your partner. But after 8 hours or more of work with assholes and other people who rank higher than your spouse, you just want to watch murder porn or play video games in your basement than face your frigid partner in a shithouse with hamburger helper on the table.
So that is how we got to be where we are. Fuck you feminists and the automated shit digger. To those who say this tale is a lie, I actually lived through this era in a shithouse with a working mother and an alcoholic stepfather, so fuck you too.
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