WHEREBY VLADVAMPIRELORD THANKS THE DARK LORD SATAN IN ADVANCE FOR THE ONCOMING VENGEANCE BY SNOWMAGEDDON SET TO STRIKE THE EAST COAST NY/NJ AREA IN PROXY FETLIFE REVENGE

 Since I cannot contact LORD SATAN directly due to his preparations for the damned Epstein associates of business, political and social elites, I write this letter.

Thank you SATAN for the upcoming revenge snowstorm to strike the NY/NJ area robowhores and non fuckers.

I am most grateful for the impending white maelstrom.  I only ask that you can add flying monkeys belching fire and brimstone to the mix for true horrific effect.

Your pal,

VLADVAMPIRELORD