We were waiting for our counselor to appear and singing "Ring My Bell" by Anita Ward to kill the time when we saw a tall, skinny kid with blond hair appear with a sneer on his face.
He had us gather round and stated that the only good music was music from the SEX PISTOLS and anyone that listened to ANITA WARD and sang "Ring My Bell" was a big pussy. Our counselor said that he was not going to have a set schedule of events like the management of the camp wanted, but would do as we wished and if we did not have a request for things to do then we could just do nothing.
We sat a day or two in the hot sun before we unanimously agreed we wanted sex education. Our counselor complied and said he would bring one of the female counselors around the next day to teach us about sex. To our surprise, the next day a female counselor showed up and laid on the grass fully clothed with her legs spread and our counselor said anyone in our group could have sex with her.
We all sat there paralyzed with fear as lustful visions filled our heads as she lay there for about ten minutes then got up and left with no takers.
"You are all a bunch of big ass pussies." He concluded as he had himself a good laugh at our expense and shot us nasty looks as we sat in the hot sun overcome and exhausted with this rebel counselor's anarchy system for rich kid's youth summer camp.
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