VLADVAMPIRELORD'S VOCABULARY LESSON 3 - TODAY'S WORD IS: SHAM SHAMING

When you SHAM SHAME someone you make them feel mean, cruel and evil for doing the right thing or expressing their legitimate opinion.  For example, on MOTHER'S DAY, I thought I could get some manual release or at least a dead hand jerk for being such a good partner, but MOMMA MORGANA was not up to play and instead slept past 12:00 pm not feeding DAMIEN EXCELCIUS or VLADVAMPIRELORD.  DADDY VLADDY went to a carnival with the family, bought LADY MORGANA a NEW microwave and had all the weekly wash sent to the laundromat to be processed by the staff there instead of by LADY MORGANA.  We had food from a restaurant at home too, but LADY MORGANA said VLADVAMPIRELORD was a bad, bad VLAD DADDY despite the reality of the whole fucking thing.

LADY MORGANA said she was KIND while VLAD DADDY was a nasty, evil motherfucker without using profanity of course.

LADY MORGANA LOVES SHAM SHAMING VLAD DADDY and if she continues, VLAD DADDY is going to piss on the rug.