Sunday, July 26, 2026
VLADVAMPIRELORD'S MEMORIES OF THE 1970S: THE LASER LIGHT SHOW
I was around eight years old and something about the concept of a music show with laser lights beamed on the ceiling fascinated me. Somehow, I convinced my mother to take us to the laser light / music show at the carnival and after buying our tickets I was shocked to see how many teenagers were sprawled on the floor smoking pot, making out , touching, kissing, and heavy petting in the pitch darkness. The teenagers were also not happy to see us there as we had blown their orgy cover. "What are you bringing kids here for?" Someone shouted. Others had more nasty words to say, but all I knew at the time was the real action was on the floor and not beamed onto the ceiling with blaring music. I think my mother was shocked and mortified at what was transpiring and unhappy to say the least that I had led us into this den of iniquity. I believe I got yelled at , but who's to say? I just wished I was older and could grab some ass and titties too. That ended my laser light experience as the 1980s was close at hand and such things would become passe as consumer porn made its entrance in society.
Alas.
THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG
They're playing our song
Somewhere
For someone else
And I can no longer deny
That our love has died
It lies interred six feet under in my mind
Waiting for a dream
To walk the night
Hearts bleed eternal in the darkness
Of the past
Love is forever they say
But in an etheral mist
Everything fades
Even the stars
I missed you last evening
But you were already gone
Except in the memories I can't touch
And a song that brings the tears
Soft and slow
Trickling
To the edge of nowhere.
Saturday, July 25, 2026
DEATHBED VISIONS
Nearly 500 readers shared stories of deathbed visions. Here are 10.
The end-of-life experiences that brought comfort to the dying and solace to their caregivers.
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
It is better to get a $500 whore and a $150 STD test than a $150 whore and a $500 STD test.
Friday, July 24, 2026
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
I have been told before not to live in the past.
As bad as the past may have been, if you live there for a moment, you know just how bad it has been as well as how many good moments you had. It never gets any worse than what you remember because it is done.
The present is the most terrifying because you just don't know if you will ever be happy or how far the abyss goes. And then of course you die.
Thursday, July 23, 2026
WTF FILES
I am supposed to be sleeping now, but I am so angry I have to get this off of my chest. I was to be taking a CPR class as a pre-requisite to employment yesterday, but I got kicked out of the class. Apparently, a two hour online course and a passing test was needed to attend the CPR training, but they took my $46 online no questions asked and the agency did not inform me of an online test so I went to the class at the RED CROSS that booked me for the training without the passing test and they kicked my ass out of the class. All the agency could do was say how frustrating that experience must be and send me a link to customer service at the RED CROSS to get my money back after I had the best of intentions and good feelings about the experience and was humiliated and rejected.
Anyone who I ever spoke to that has had experience with the RED CROSS has come out with negative feelings. I could have taken the class just for the experience if they really cared about saving lives, but they just took my money and sent me packing so anybody that has a HEART ATTACK OR DIES on my watch is going to fucking DIE for good because the RED CROSS refused me the CPR course due to a stupid online test I could have taken later.
So FUCK YOU agency, I don't need your fucking dirty money. FUCK YOU, RED CROSS and FUCK YOU if you DIE and I am the only one that could have saved you, but cannot now because I DO NOT KNOW CPR.
And FUCK everybody too for making me feel so stupid and optimistic in this shitty fucking world full of shit heads and motherfuckers. I should have known better.
That was life saving. For me. Now I feel better and can go back to sleep.
Wednesday, July 22, 2026
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More FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
People see me and think they can FUCK AROUND. And when I give them many chances they see that as weakness. So they continue to FUCK AROUND and they FIND OUT. ALL OF THEM.
Tuesday, July 21, 2026
WTF FILES
I was driving today and the sky turned dark grey. My cell phone issued a tornado alert that stated if you are driving in a car seek shelter immediately. I thought "Fuck this!" Then I drove home to my abandoned church lair without being hit by any tornados.
Thank you National Weather Service for the heads up.
Confirming The Obvious Sexual Sin
I want to kiss your full lips like yesterday's mourned
Come alive
And make you scream
Love does not die forgotten
It is exhumed for evidence of the crime
Every night in dreams I see you
Then you are hastily reburied after confirming the obvious
Sexual Sin
Like daybreak and goodbye
We live again
This love wanders the forests of your mind
Claiming another victim
Let me make love to you under a full moon
As darkness cloaks what should not be
Fire and water burning bright
Eternity in a moment sublime
To light the way
Dreams and reality forging fantasy so strong
How could you doubt such a fierce hunger could ever be quenched?
Then it fades away
Gone once more
Six feet under with daybreak
Your passionate sigh
And enduring moan
Remains
In my memory
Haunting the shadows
Hiding behind a door
Watching in secret
Bewitching my thoughts
Waiting
For ecstasy.
Monday, July 20, 2026
The Silence Between Two Lies
There is poetry in the silence between two lies
Memories
Secrets, left behind that your mind keeps
Hording
Betrayal and deception
In your eyes
Until you have to look away
For even the mirror lies
Words on a page
You hold close to your heart
An oblivious meaning in time
That will not walk away
Nothingness has a rhyme and a rhythm
All its own
Burning a hole in your existence
Wicked dreams that will not die
That will never be
But in the stone border
Sublime
Between yesterday and today.
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VOCABULARY LESSON WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD: OVEN METAL MAYHEM
OVEN METAL MAYHEM is when someone (LADY MORGANA) cleans the oven top, but does not lock the metal tops of the burner in place so when you place a pan on top of the burner it slides off.
Really.
Sunday, July 19, 2026
VLADVAMPIRELORD'S HELP WANTED
I am looking for a whore with a heart of gold who can clean an apartment and mop floors, do dishes, light dusting, blow dry and bang tango plus snuggle.
If this sounds like you and you are near the abandoned church in New Jersey contact me for an interview.
ALMOST ALL OF THE ARTISTS FEATURED IN THIS BLOG ARE DEAD...
And soon we will be too.
Undead. Undead. Undead.
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
Bad sex is like having ice cream in a flavor you do not like. It is cold, but not sweet and delicious.
Saturday, July 18, 2026
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