Tuesday, June 30, 2026
Monday, June 29, 2026
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
"Just because you have the attitude does not mean you have the fortitude."
Sunday, June 28, 2026
If You Ever Forget The Pain
The poetry is here if you ever forget the pain
Covered in cobwebs and decaying memories
A severed still beating heart
Beckoning in the distance
For someone or nothing
I see the shallows run deep
And the abyss calls you like an old friend
These words can touch you like I no longer can
When it rains and there is a full moon
I resurrect the dead in a dream of love
But a ghost of residual energy is all that remains
In your bed staring at the ceiling
When the tears will not come
I write what I cannot say
You can always cling to shadows and darkness
To embrace the pain that rules your world
Poisoned poetry is better than silence
Or so I have heard
Words can bleed when all hope has gone dry
Cruelty comes quick like a lover's moan
An orgasmic sigh
In the throes of ecstasy
From a corpse in a box
Broken things remain in the darkness
Buried six feet under yesterday
As the past swallows what could not be
Waiting in solitude for a love gone away
Never to return
But in fractured poetry
After
Goodbye.
Saturday, June 27, 2026
Friday, June 26, 2026
LISTENING TO A 37 YEAR OLD MIX TAPE WHILE DRIVING TODAY
Made the tape around 1989 using a "high quality" cassette tape, a dual cassette boom box and a home record player with cassette option. Has Iron Maiden, Poison, Motley Crue etc. Most of the groups are on my modern day play list still. I even dubbed a supposed rare record onto the tape of Bruce Dickinson singing Paul Di'anno Iron Maiden songs that I got at a local record store back in the day.
For some reason, the tape does not play back in stereo probably due to the boom box taping quality, but otherwise the playback is good, better if you crank up the volume to 11.
VLADVAMPIRELORD AND THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE
Why would God allow an earthquake to harm people randomly like recently happened in Venezuela and other countries? How can we say God is loving and caring yet would unleash a natural disaster harming so many people?
How can religion perpetrate such talk of a loving God and then be silent when a natural disaster strikes?
VOCABULARY WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD: MICROWAVE BLOCKADE
When you put various household items in front of the microwave so as to block use of the appliance and cause frustration in a repetitive death loop.
Who would do this? LADY MORGANA perhaps.
Thursday, June 25, 2026
PARANORMAL CORNER - 3 Questions
1. Why do ghosts hide? You cannot kill a ghost. So why don't they just stay revealed?
2. Why do ghosts have clothing? Are the clothes haunted too?
3. If ghosts have no mass and are ethereal, why can you hear them walking?
THE RIDE OF MY LIFE: AN EXERCISE IN TERROR
When I about 12 years old, I got a twelve speed bicycle as a birthday present. One day I decided to take a ride around the town and followed the pavement to the business district, as I crossed the road, I saw what looked like more pavement and started to follow it as it narrowed and twisted like a snake. What I did not know was this was a drainage ditch and before I could process things, I went careening down an embankment towards a heavily travelled high speed expressway.
As this was happening, my whole life was passing before my eyes with the realization that I was surely going to die. As my bicycle sped downward towards the road, I applied the breaks which I found did not work. Next thing I knew, I went sailing over about a 4 foot embankment onto the road with a thud and I thought sure death would come as I assumed a car speeding down the two lane road would kill me instantly.
There was a wooden median that separated the two sides of the road and I thought, "Now for sure I am dead because even though a car did not kill me, I will not be able to get through the wood median, but I saw a gap in the median and sped through it just to understand that I would definitely be killed by a car coming from the opposite lane.
When that did not happen I assumed that the parking lot gate across the road would be closed, which it normally was and that I would smash into it at full speed and die, but the gate was open and the parking lot empty and I sped into the vacant parking lot jubilantly thinking, "I am going to live!"
At that point, my bicycle crashed full force into the opposite gate and I slid down the fence like a cartoon pancake and my bicycle went flying. Aside from some scratches and bruises on my knees and arms, I was ok.
When I got home, I made sure I went to the bicycle store to get the brakes fixed. I should have just thrown away the bicycle as it was almost like I was trying to kill myself when I think of all the dangerous situations I got involved in with that bike. Yet somehow, I survived.
I have included a satellite photo of the location where this happened and you can see the median as well as the two lane road and the parking lot across the street. The photo does no justice to the terror of being there and the memory I carry around of that incident.
https://satellites.pro/USA_map#40.805542,-74.191890,19
Wednesday, June 24, 2026
GHOSTS?: WHY ARE THE SPIRITS TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?
What started out as one light flickering has multiplied to three separate lights flickering in separate areas of the apartment. I cannot figure out why the spirit world wishes to agitate me when I have LADY MORGANA to do that.
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
Some people don't give a fuck, meaning they don't care. You cannot force someone to give a fuck (care). That comes from the heart. But you can make it extremely painful not to give a fuck (care) so as to force compliance.
For example, when I was a kid people let their dogs shit everywhere and tossed trash and threw litter on the ground. At that time it was very common to step in dog shit and see litter everywhere. That was until there was a fine for not collecting your dog shit and littering.
Now it is extremely uncommon to step in dog shit or see litter as people know it will cost them personally for fucking over the collective. People still don't give a fuck. They just take care so they don't get fined.
Tuesday, June 23, 2026
WTF FILES
There is a severe thunderstorm alert and in an area that has seen large tree branches come crashing down in the past, four people are sitting in chairs under a tree chatting.
Really.
VOCABULARY LESSON WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD: BITTER PILL
Placing a bottle of pills on a top shelf next to stacked up paper plates. An obvious recipe for disaster? Who the fuck does that? (LADY MORGANA)
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
Do you know what the best time is to deal with your bullshit? Right now.
Bullshit will wait you out. Bullshit will accumulate and stack itself up according to its schedule NOT yours.
So if you are thinking of dealing with some wayward bullshit, best be getting to cleaning that up NOW.
Monday, June 22, 2026
VLADVAMPIRELORD'S VOCABULARY LESSON: PISS SURPRISE
When you are approaching the bathroom and hear a noise like someone is urinating, but instead of waiting for the occupant to finish and leave, you barge in to shock the surprised urinator.
PARABLE OF THE CO-DEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP
The best I can explain the CO-DEPENDENT relationship is through the following parable. You and your partner decide to take a swim. Soon you realize you have been pulled out into the ocean and are about to drown. If you try to swim alone you feel yourself sinking. If you cling to your partner, you are able to keep your heads above water. Soon a large seal swims by and shits on both your heads. If you attempt to remove the seal shit, you start to sink. So you tread water with your partner with a huge lump of seal shit on your heads for the best of everybody so you rationalize, but the stink is unbearable, but so is the thought of drowning if you break away.
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