CENSORED DISPATCH REGARDING A CRAZED NEW JERSEY SATANIST AND OVER THE TOP MANIC BULLSHIT ARTIST WHO RECENTLY HOG TIED HIS DEFIANT WIFE AND CUFFED HER TO THE BED Thinking SHE had the latest variant of the NYC BUNG HOLE SWINGERS COVID 97 OMICROM KY OR ALL FUCKING Joking aside.

I think my wife is trying to MIND FUCK me into going insane as she did a fucking good job resigning me to 8 hours of sleep in four days and sending me into a completely delusional PSYCHOTIC state which I said before I have not been in about 30 years. I have no idea when I lost touch with reality, but I ate ALL my vitimins and prescriptions plus a pack of gummy bears and my wife had me believing she was coughing up blood when she was actually masturbating to mother fucking ICE T on SPECIAL VICTIMS with the door closed while I raged and ranted. Now that is a mother fucking EVIL THING and deserves an appropriate response, but I will take the HIGH ROAD and allow my wife to do a FUCKING HARRY HOUDINI and escape the restraints I tied her to the bed with. IF SHE CAN. It is only Fair.

I think someone put acid in my orange juice, I have seen CARDI B giving a lap dance to SATAN, and been deceived by demons into believing I was making love to AOC when I have a strange feeling it was AMY SCHUMER. I am covered with sweat and VICS VAPO rub among other things and need to avoid my wife, bullshit, hit squads from RUSSIA, CHINA. THE MOSSAD, MI5, IRAN, THE BLACKWATER GROUP and the WHOLE FOODS CORPORATION. I had a dream MELANIA TRUMP had electrodes from a car battery hooked to my ballsack and that is NOT a turn on for me.

When I get sufficient rest and gather my wits I shall return and fuck you bitches. I mean it.