Sex, Crazy Sex And Just Celibacy With The Porn Option For Apartment Dwellers And Those In Occupied Homes During The COVID Pandemic

Sex is great in my opinion and ice cream is not better, ever. Great sex is even sweeter. Unfortunately, society looks at sex as a nuisance, a taboo, or some sort of criminal enterprise when it should be everyone's right to cum in a woman's eye or orgasm in screaming ecstasy. However, if one wishes to keep the peace and live in an apartment you have to either have no sex or what I call death ballet or mime sex as any obnoxious noise will be met by violent bangs on the wall from your neighbor, vacuum cleaning at 3 am, or someone drilling a hole in your wall and installing a camera to catch some of the action. This is NOT a healthy way to live but it IS the American way if you are not an internet millionaire and fucking on champagne yachts with cocaine or ejaculating into high rise infinity pools as you bang your sex partner for the moment. Hotel or motel sex allows more freedom and ability to be freaky, but you still have assholes who will harass you for having noisy sex, like disgruntled truckers who cannot sleep or the high school chess team in the suite next door. Excuse me for power fucking on Valentine's day. There are always hazards to binge crazed fucking as you never know if your partner is fucking other people, how many, or what their disease status is and if they are using protection. You find out eventually that TRUTH is a whore just like the person you are fucking and that can be good or bad depending on your attitude. With COVID, sex and interpersonal relations take on an even deadlier take regeardless if your sex is conventional or out of bounds kink laden and people are frustrated, bottled up, and ready to blow in more ways than one as porn and e-sex just can't hold a candle to the real thing. Some people are rolling the dice and having sex in their cars with the A/C on and the windows open while holding their breath and others are blowing their load defying death and COVID just because they are already on heroin and don't give a flying fuck. Some have taken to the forest for open air sex, but that is a real bitch when your face gets posted on the tabloid with a trail camera picture of your scrotum and asshole. With drones and security cameras there are really less and less places to hide even if you had someone to have sex with and the opportunity and willingness of that person. It is sad and you could get depressed about the state of life and interpersonal relations if you just didn't nearly die from COVID and coughing up twenty pounds in blood and phlegm. There should be some jubilation in that and jacking off to porn when you could be six feet under ground. And every day lends itself to new promise and sensations and you never know when some sex crazed, busty fat ass will make your day and rock your world. Just wear a gas mask and use a condom. Really.