PSYCH WARD SHENANIGANS

I was getting an extended hug session from the "vampire lady" when the guy running the night desk cleared his throat and called me over. He said with disdain, "Maybe your wife might not approve of what you're doing." I replied, "I am getting a divorce." Then I asked the night desk guy if he was ever married and he said no. He was middle aged and balding. I followed up with this, "Well how about you get married and get back to me?" The night desk guy became much happier and less combative when the vampire lady changed her focus and started talking to him while stepping away from me. She asked the night desk guy if he was a hockey player which he replied in the negative. The vampire lady said that he fooled her because she could see him playing with his stick. Alas.