WELCOME TO HELL. REALLY.

If you are reading this, you are in HELL. Yeah, that HELL. Don't take it personally. I am living my private Hell and you have your own Hellscape you are navigating. And somehow, we have met in the middle. HELL is a lot like New Jersey. It isn't all bad and a lot of stuff that makes no sense starts to seem logical once you embrace the Hell we ALL inhabit on Earth, which is HELL. We All have done things that put us here so expect some misery, but we got Milli Vanilli in HELL and various other artistic diversions for the damned to make eternity seem like an old I LOVE LUCY episode. She was in HELL too and has since moved on to a higher plane if you were wondering.