I guess I was 18 or so when I went to the local video store to rent some porn. I always looked for the boxes with busty women pictured there, but I could not find any of this type that evening. I settled on a title called TITTY SLICKERS because I assumed there would be a lot of titties in the vid when actually the vid was a spoof on the comedy CITY SLICKERS which I did not know at the time. When I got home and popped the tape in the VCR I was shocked and dismayed as the screen went blue and the tape popped out. From a brief examination of the tape, I could see that there was obviously some damage done and I am going to have to return the tape and explain the situation. I was somewhat in a panic as I assumed they would thing I damaged the tape, but calmed down and thought they would be professional and handle things appropriately.
When I got to the video store, I knew things were going to be rough as the middle aged lady was at the counter. I tried to remain calm and explain things and all seemed well until the lady threatens me with a $100 for damaging their precious TITTY SLICKERS porn tape. Then she says step aside and starts waving the tape and yelling, "We have TITTY SLICKERS here!"
I was beside myself and embarrassed, but there was no way I was paying $100 for an old TITTY SLICKERS tape some dude stuck his dick into. Finally, reason prevailed and the owner of the store came out and asked me to renew my membership which I did and buy a used tape for like $15 and I would get a tape free. No problem.
It was many years before I finally watched TITTY SLICKERS and it was online on some porn site. I did not miss anything.
But I did get a mind numbing experience to last a lifetime.
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