Friday, June 5, 2026

THE MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD OF VLADVAMPIRELORD: MY FIRST BDSM SCENE

 I had been corresponding with this young woman who lived out of state for awhile and she was so nice as to include nude photos and video.  I did not think things would go further than that, but one day she says she is coming to visit and she shows me a hotel receipt to prove it, so I got tickets for a ROB ZOMBIE / MEGADETH concert since she was coming such a long distance to meet me.

I asked her what her favorite kink was and she said RAPE PLAY which was not something I was interested in, but I figured I would try it anyway and did some research and gave her a scenario that involved a disgruntled manager that was fired since it was something I was familiar with.  The young woman was into roller derby and rather big so I did not want to get punched, elbowed or kicked in a scuffle so I brought some items that would subdue somebody, a BB gun that looked like an AK47 (unloaded), a sword, and a knife.  Confident of her submission, when the date came I travelled to her hotel with a duffle bag.  When I got to her room, I pulled out the fake AK47 with a dildo attached to it.  My play partner was shocked and seemed to be shaking as she let me in.  Hours of mad fuckery ensued after the rape play was concluded.  Then we travelled to the ROB ZOMBIE concert for some more mad fuckery which continued the next day.

I was exhausted, tired and spent when I left the second evening at around 3 am.  Since I was not familiar with the area, I made a sharp turn and a police officer pulled me over immediately.  I started thinking, VLADVAMPIRELORD, you need to stay calm, act respectful, and do not show suspicious behavior.  It just so happens I got one of those angry police officers so I knew there was no talking my way out of this situation and things would just have to play out.  The only thing  was that in the trunk of the car was a fake, but real looking AK47 automatic rifle, a sword, a knife and some assorted dildos and what nots and if the officer searched my trunk, he would probably just shoot me on suspicion of being kinky El AKIADA or something. 

As I resigned myself to impending death, the officer received another more pressing call on his radio and let me go.  We can call this a near death experience between you and I.

My play date brought a friend which I did not include in our fun that I was told had a taser which I believe she would have used on me if I had gone into her room for a threesome.  Frankly, I could barely keep up with the one woman and passed on that opportunity which would have gotten tricky I believe.

The are a lot of morals to this immoral story, but the main one would be do not bring weapons or things that look like weapons to a BDSM play date.  Also if someone tells how she and her friend abducted and tortured this guy once, perhaps she is referring to what could be you in the future.

I am sure there are other lessons to this tale of bizarre kink and illicit sex and actually this is only part of the story, but it will be ingrained in my vampiric mind forevermore.




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