I am not a celibate Catholic Priest. I am not a monk that has renounced sex. I am not asexual. But all these categories probably are having more sex than I am right now. I am deprived by the cruel LADY MORGANA who could give a care about eroticism, passion, love, sex and lube coated dildos.
I do not hate sex or women. In fact, I love sex and women in most flavors and configurations. I think sex is one of the greatest things in life and I enjoy it immensely like a Sin filled sex carnival of the flesh. I NEVER consider sex as work or a burden, it is always an erotic adventure with the promise of mystery and a happy ending. I do not see sex as a quid pro quo or a means to get money, recognition, gifts etc. Sex is a means in and of itself.
There are in fact, times that I do not wish to have sex. If I am extremely ill and have a stomach flu, I do not wish to have sex. If there is a fire and I must evacuate, I do not wish to have sex. If I am dying, I do not wish to have sex. If there is a home invasion or car jacking and I am physically threatened, I do not wish to have sex.
I have come close to having too much sex a few times. Once, I had sex so much, I literally fell asleep standing up taking a shower. But I have never had too much sex.
I am a vampire 312 years old, but sex is burned into my brain. I need it like I need cream filled coconut raspberry Twinkies. Had not had one of those in awhile as well. In fact, I could do without the Twinkies for the rest of my life if I could have good mind blowing sex on the regular.
I WISH TO HAVE SEX AS OFTEN AND VIGOROUSLY AS POSSIBLE. WHEN IN DOUBT TRY ME AND YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL LIKE YOU GOT HIT BY AN OLD HUNGRY MAN ADONIS SEXY BUS.
ANY QUESTIONS?
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