Tuesday, July 14, 2026

VLADVAMPIRELORD'S BULLSHIT POLICE BLOTTER: 2 OFFENSES

 There was one incident of banana stacking involving a loaf of bread and an incident of placing chocolate cookies in the no go ant zone.

There was also an incident of a dead mouse at the front door which may or may not be from dropped food or possibly from the poison bate I planted.




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