PSYCH WARD SHENANIGANS - THE SEQUEL

Some aspects of me getting manic are that I lose a lot of inhibitions and my inner censor clicks off and I usually say what is on my mind, and I have a sexy mind. Such enhanced libido and sexual thought lends itself to much innuendo and double entendres and flat out voicing of carnal thoughts. Patients and staff became aware of this and I was being told that what I was saying from time to time was "inappropriate." This older African American woman came in the ward and I immediately said, "THAT is a FINE woman." But someone must have told this woman I said something else because she flipped out and started yelling at me and I thought I was going to get kicked in the balls. Later this woman was more friendly to me, but you never knew if she was your friend or going to tear you a new asshole. To boot the vampire woman tried to seduce her in their shared room and this lady understandably became outraged and got a private room as did the vampire woman. I told my room mate #2 to watch out for the vampire woman as she was going to try to seduce him and he better not mess around with the vampire woman, but I went back to my room after leaving and the vampire woman was just exiting the room and my room mate has this huge erection and I got all pissed off and said I wanted a new room mate and room, but nobody gave a fuck so I had to forgive my room mate or sleep in the hall. Apparently, boobs and a gentle touch are the kryptonite for ALL MEN, even the pathologically depressed, and trump all prior friendhip bonds. Alas.