PSYCH WARD SHENANIGANS

Not long after my brief love affair with the vampire woman ended I began to notice the charms of one of the nurses who was kind, attractive, funny, had wild red hair and I later found out had an evil twin sister which is a big turn on for me. She even pretended to like older, out of shape men and as such, we chatted and I offered to take her out on a date to WENDY'S which I am sure she was overwhelmed getting such an offer from a mentally ill patient overcome by carnal attraction and enhanced libido. Nevertheless, my offer stands and you just never know...