Tuesday, August 30, 2022
Monday, August 29, 2022
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
I have to deal with so much crazy bullshit I feel like I will go crazy. But since I am crazy already, I just deal with it.
A DIFFICULT NIGHT'S SLEEP WITH DREAMS OF SATAN, OLD SCHOOL PORN STARS AND FAILED PHALLIC PHENOMENA
The night started well enough as I slept into oblivion and was chided by no other than Chrity Canyon and the late Victoria Paris to fix their plumbing which was clogged. I was then interupted by Satan who laughed heartily at my fantasy with the spirit Victoria Paris giving the Dark Lord a lap dance. I noticed a strong smell of flowers and thought it was either Satan's new cologn or Victoria Paris' spirit perfume, but Satan reminded me that smell was the spray I used to cover the wet spot on the mattress two days ago. Satan whispered in one of my ears that the Artemis Moon rocket would fail because it was named after a bitch goddess while the spirit Victoria Paris whispered in my other ear that Satan was not giving her all the attention she deserved. I awoke this morning and sure enough my dick was hard and the Artemis rocket lauch was scrubbed due to engine problems.
"You would think after all these years and trillions spent the US would be able to launch a missile." I muttered half asleep as I viewed the online news and I felt Satan's glee and Victoria Paris' ghost hand slide up my inner thigh.
Alas.
Sunday, August 28, 2022
ON THE NATURE OF SATAN IF HE EXISTS...
I do not know if Satan exists, but I believe that HELL does. I belive that my reality is just an extension of HELL which is both comforting and disturbing at the same time given world events and the depraved nature of humankind. If Satan exists, contrary to popular belief that he is evil and corrupt, I see him as just a bored player in a dead end job who is both disinterested and a bit of a sadist. Since he does not get rewarded if you reach salvation or damnation he does not care and does not take an active role cultivating evil. Instead he enjoys the little pleasures of the demonic like when you lose your lover and are heartbroken and do something stupid or when your million dollar mansion gets black mold. Satan loves the irony of the world and when people lash out and join the undead minions serving time in HELL to pay back their Karmic debt. Satan also enjoys following politics and sees the humor in President Biden's plan to relieve student loan debt knowing this is just a boondoggle to cover the big banks from crashing and that individual debtors will still have to cover the loans. In fact, Satan is pissing himself laughing about just this very thing right now and cackling until he shits himself. Though I have no solid proof of this.
CHALK ONE UP FOR GOD
When I was dying of Covid, I had a vision of deep space and a feeling that I was in the presence of God. God made himself known and said, "I am the One True God." I asked God why if he was the One True God that all the different races and religions hated each other and existed only to kill one another. God responded that He loved all races and religions equally. I was in awe of such a wonderful answer and overcome by emotion, but only long enough to be sent back to Hell where I currently reside.
LIFE IN HELL - When Death Comes Out To Play
One second you are sitting outside and the next a motherfucking crazy woman in a car runs you over...twice.
Saturday, August 27, 2022
Friday, August 26, 2022
LIFE LESSONS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
Just because you feel a special connection with someone does not imply immunity from getting fucked over by them. 
ANOTHER DAY IN HELL
I love WENDY'S hamburgers which I partake of every now and then. Now I hear that the lettuce on the hamburgers has shit residue of all things that is making people sick. I did not order that! Another day in Hell.
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
You either have empathy or you don't. Most don't. They just pretend they care when they just care about themselves. Really.
SHOUT OUT TO SATAN OR ANOTHER MILESTONE IN ANTISOCIAL MEDIA
It appears Satan has dropped by my Blog to take a look see as evidenced by repeated number 666 showing on my web page stats which is a bit unusual. Another epic milestone as it seems for the moment I have gained another reader. Alas.
Thursday, August 25, 2022
LIFE LESSONS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
When I finally realized I was destined to WALK ALONE it was night and I was alone. I got into my car, shut the door and started crying from the heart. It hurt and some guy came over to make sure I was alright. I lied and said I was and when he left I started crying again until I was all cried out and started thinking. I did not hate myself and did not mind my own company. It was not the worst thing to have myself as my friend and I concluded there were worse things that could happen to a guy. So I thought "Fuck them all." Then I got my shit together and drove home. That is how I became a bad ass and rugged individual and I am sticking to that story.
MORE LIFE IN HELL - SATAN, SATAN, SATAN
I do not know if Satan is real. Some people have said I look like Satan. Others said I look like Fred Flintstone and I believe they both are right. I feel that if Satan exists he has gotten a bad reputation. He never asks you to do anything. He merely exorts, "Do what you want." Satan does not command you to worship him or build high vaulting churches to his name and greatness. Supposedly he asks for your soul in payment for a wish, but nobody can prove a soul exists nor Satan for that matter so what the hey? Satan has never started wars over slight religious differences nor has he commanded the death of those who worship in their own way. Satan has never been used as a prop to allow the genocide of native peoples and the stealing of their land. If anything, Satan will rule over your eternal damnation in Hell and tempt you from time to time and these too are doubtful assertions. If there is a child molestation or some kind of huge corruption, it is by organized religion and NOT Satan. So what is Satan doing? Apparently he is getting the guy upstairs to vacuum his floor at 9 am in the morning. Now Satan is getting the guy upstairs to roll what appears to be a ball on the floor. Now the guy upstairs appears to be dropping a large brick on the floor. Thanks Satan. It is just another day in Hell for me. And I will take the Satan I have. Really. 
Wednesday, August 24, 2022
LIFE IN HELL 101
First off, if you are reading this you are in my Hell. That also means you are dead as am I. The upside of being dead is you cannot die in the traditional sense, but you can suffer and that is what Hell is all about. The other people around you are either dead people like yourself in Hell or demons impersonating dead people which is real fucking comforting. Either way, these dead people or demonic presences will annoy you to no end and make your life well, a living Hell. Bear in mind that everything in Hell is not bad, but will go bad like that triple scoop ice cream you licked onto the pavement or that love affair that ended you know how. Hell is where the Universe gets pay back for all the bullshit you threw around in your past life and since you are stuck here for however long it takes to make ammends with the spirit world, you might as well make the best of it. Things will go wrong, but hope for the best that damnation sends yor way. You will think Vlad is a madman, but unfortunately this is Hell and you are wrong this time. Just sayin'.
Tuesday, August 23, 2022
THIS WORLD OR LIFE IN HELL
This world does not make sense to me. It is not moral, ethical or rational. There is no redemption here or salvation. Your good deeds are likely to bring you pain and death and your death may come from such a stupid thing as a lightning bolt or a fallen tree for no reason at all. And children and animals suffer here as well as innocent people and they die in extreme pain without being saved. No God or Devil intercedes on their behalf and I have a problem with that and the constant wars and pollution as well as rampant corruption. This is not a paradise, but a place where most organisms prey on others, a Hell of sorts if you really think about it. And when I do I realize the only rational explanation for this world is that we live in Hell. Then everything starts to make sense for me at least like the recent car crash where four young women and a young man were killed by a reckless driver that survived. That is something I can see Hell dishing out. Or the recent lightning or tree accidents where people were killed in a random fashion. Again the stuff of Hell. When you realize all the pain, suffering, and frustration of life, it makes sense that living in Hell would be the source of it. Now Hell is not all bad. Some people seem to get more Hell than others and that makes sense, but it is almost impossible to find someone happy with their lives and Hell would explain that too. I must have done some god awful thing in a past life to be tormented with Hell, but I am sure others have done worse and suffer more. I believe Hell is not eternal, but a way to burn off our Karmic debt, but that is my belief and I have no proof this is true. It is comforting that Hell makes sense in this world of bullshit, liars and murderers which of course all belong in Hell. I do not believe God needs a Satan to run Hell and that He could do it Himself, but sometimes you feel like delegating. I do not believe Satan is evil, but just a civil servant type doing his job if he exists at all and that is comforting as well. If you are reading this, you are in Hell with me. Enjoy the view. Really.
Monday, August 22, 2022
Sunday, August 21, 2022
Saturday, August 20, 2022
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
I am convinced that the nature of our world is one of three possibilities. Either we live in a realm of pure Evil, an utterly apothetic Universe, or we exist in what we have come to believe is the dominion of Hell. What gives me the most comfort and makes the most sense to me is what we perceive as reality is actually time served in Hell. I am familiar with Hell. I could elaborate, but of course nobody would acknowledge my argument. It is the nature of life in Hell.
STAND UP COMEDY WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
There has been some controversy of late over the term "monkey pox" used to refer to the latest viral catastrophe. Some say it is racist and needs to be renamed, so the CDC is considering replacing the term "monkeypox" with the new phrase "Raging Jew Donkey Pus." Happy now?
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