LIFE LESSONS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

When I finally realized I was destined to WALK ALONE it was night and I was alone. I got into my car, shut the door and started crying from the heart. It hurt and some guy came over to make sure I was alright. I lied and said I was and when he left I started crying again until I was all cried out and started thinking. I did not hate myself and did not mind my own company. It was not the worst thing to have myself as my friend and I concluded there were worse things that could happen to a guy. So I thought "Fuck them all." Then I got my shit together and drove home. That is how I became a bad ass and rugged individual and I am sticking to that story.