LIFE IN HELL 101

First off, if you are reading this you are in my Hell. That also means you are dead as am I. The upside of being dead is you cannot die in the traditional sense, but you can suffer and that is what Hell is all about. The other people around you are either dead people like yourself in Hell or demons impersonating dead people which is real fucking comforting. Either way, these dead people or demonic presences will annoy you to no end and make your life well, a living Hell. Bear in mind that everything in Hell is not bad, but will go bad like that triple scoop ice cream you licked onto the pavement or that love affair that ended you know how. Hell is where the Universe gets pay back for all the bullshit you threw around in your past life and since you are stuck here for however long it takes to make ammends with the spirit world, you might as well make the best of it. Things will go wrong, but hope for the best that damnation sends yor way. You will think Vlad is a madman, but unfortunately this is Hell and you are wrong this time. Just sayin'.