Wednesday, June 3, 2026

DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD 2: ALL WOMEN ARE LIARS

 You think you are getting this sexy woman, but truth be told she has spent 3 hours putting on make up and arranging her body to be sexually enticing.  Then she does her hair for two hours.  You have sex in the dark and you think that is the woman you are getting.  She laughs at your jokes, listens to your stories and seems fascinated by your life.  She appears to share your passions and desires.

She probably had a nose job, tummy tuck, fake boobs and a Brazilian ass lift and fake eye color contact lenses.

You get married and in the morning you look at the woman next to you and think who the fuck is that?  She stops wearing lingerie and starts leaving her underwear and clothes on the floor.  She stops listening to you and you find out she really hated you all along and is repulsed by your hobbies and sexual fetishes.

You thought you found a partner but now you realize you found some kind of she-demon that could give a fuck what you think or feel.  She only wants MONEY and your SOUL.



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