I wake up every morning ANGRY, HORNY and HUNGRY usually in that order.
One of my jobs is to turn out lights that are left on unnecessarily, but no matter how many times this is discussed and the necessity to save money on our electric bill, LADY MORGANA will not get with the program and believes any savings is do to Governor Mickey Sherill who is busy accommodating illegal aliens and foreign visitors who wish to get drunk and riot after the World Cup. LADY MORGANA goes on using electric like some Saudi Monarch and not a denizen of the working poor paradise we live in.
In fact, I turned off two ghost lights this morning and LADY MORGANA must know this drives me to vampire distraction.
I will term this type of behavior as being a LIGHT WHORE
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