On the manic exhaustion and endorphin filled fantasy VHS Caballero video with Stormy Daniels and Christy Canyon and leaping the fucking astral plane to see THE ONE TRUE GOD TO HAVE A SHORT CHIT CHAT

As I slept in a time release oxygen mask I relaxed as I came down from a huge orgasm with Stormy Daniels and Christy Canyon. Then there was a bright light as I heard a deep voice say get the fuck out as Stormy and Christy gathered their things quickly and left asking for cab fair which I privided easily since it was a fucking manic dream and I had huge delusions of grandeur now and a fantasy Lambourgini outside the illusion Red Roof Inn where I spoke one on one with the true GOD. GOD said he loved ALL people the same and he wanted humans to love and have compassion for each other and for me personally not to be such an asshole. I was amazed by GOD's message of love and light. God also said that in a past life I was a wild duck and it all made sense in a bizarre way. He said I did NOT get along with my wife because she was a fucking chicken in animal spirit form. GOD asked me if I ever saw a duck fucking a chicken and I said no I had not. It all made sense now and I was filled with an intense love for all creatures and the motherfuckers that composed mankind. I asked GOD if I could be a duck again in my next life and he said ducks were booked but I could be a Lady Bug or Sea Turtle and I was filled with extreme joy and a feeling of deep peace asking GOD that I never again for all eternity have to join the human race which now disgusted and repulsed me with the exception of the lovely ex pornstar Stormy Daniels. GOD said if I died tonight or whenever it did not make a fucking difference as I had a lock on the insect and sea turtle worlds and I already had a plot next to the Woodbridge Mall in New Jersey and could haunt that fucking place for ALL eternity and so I finally expired but then expelled a huge fart that restarted my heart as my wife threated to bite my cock off if I did that again in her face.

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