BEFORE YOU THROW THAT PAPER TOWEL ROLL AT YOUR SLEEPING WIFE...

It might just elicit a blood curdling scream and a 911 call to the local police goon squad stationed approximately 2 minutes away who will respond in force with fourteen troopers with protective armour, body cameras and weapons drawn who will shine flashlights on ALL windows of your shitty apartment and storm inside before they haul your sorry paper towel hurling ass to the psychiatric hospital for a TWO WEEK STAY by a hanging judge's court order.

Really. Don't believe me? Throw it...