Wednesday, September 23, 2026
Tuesday, September 22, 2026
SUMMER CAMP MEMORIES
Almost fifty years ago, there was a rainy day at summer camp and to pass the time the counselors hung the campers by their underwear from a nail in the cabin wall. They called it a SUPERWEDGIE. Luckily, I was overweight and not bound for a SUPERWEDGIE, but if you were short and thin you ended up hanging by your underwear from a nail in the cabin wall, begging for mercy.
It was really quite pathetic and not looked at as fun from the unwilling victims. The memory is burned into my consciousness to this day.
Not Lesbian fun back in the late 1970s. It was sadistic torture.
Monday, September 21, 2026
WTF FILES: WHEN THE US GOVERNMENT CONDUCTED A BIOWEAPONS TEST ON SAN FRANCISCO
The secret Cold War bioweapons test that exposed millions in the Bay Area
US Army leadership decided the best way to protect the nation from a bioweapons attack was by attempting to poison the American people first
LIFE IN HELL WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
Apparently I am balding and have been signed up for a doctor's visit by LADY MORGANA to address the situation. In my list of things to do, going to a doctor for balding would be very low on my list, but I am due to make a visit today.
I cannot see I am balding unless someone takes a high altitude photograph or catches my head at an angle in a photo and since I rarely get photographed, going to a doctor to address athlete's foot fungus on my toe would take higher status if it was my decision.
Alas.
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD: ENJOY THE SILENCE
Ninety-five percent of what people say in conversation is complete bullshit designed just so others can hear themselves. It is so exhausting and mind numbing to engage these people that I have concluded that SILENCE is the best policy unless otherwise stimulated to reply.
Sunday, September 20, 2026
CONVERSATIONS WITH LADY MORGANA
I was talking to LADY MORGANA about an incident where a former neighbor lied about something I said to get a favor done. I explained to LADY MORGANA that what this person did was a LIE. LADY MORGANA replied that everyone lies. I said that if someone commits murder does that give you an excuse to go on a killing spree?
Personally, I try not to lie. Not so much that I am against lying, but because I AM A TERRIBLE LIAR. I would much rather tell the truth and take the consequences than be caught in a Lie which is much worse.
An example I can give is when I was in the UNIVERSITY as a young man a friend said that he could get me in the cafeteria free as they did not check IDs. I protested, but he persisted and he gave me his friend's ID to get the free lunch. My friend said just put the ID face down on the table and the cafeteria lady will let me pass.
To make a long story short, I put the ID down face down, but when she went to give it back, it fell off the table landing FACE UP exposing the nefarious plan as the ID showed a tall blonde haired person with blue eyes when I am shorter, brown hair non blue eye type.
I got a tongue lashing for the lunch lady who was furious and still had to pay, but now I felt really low and guilty about what I had done when I could have just paid the $5 for lunch and had my integrity intact.
Alas.
DARK LORD AND DESTROYER OF SOULS HAS REACHED A MILLION VIEWS!
Not sure if it is the same two or three viewers or maybe Google Administrators from INDIA looking for inappropriate content. Nobody follows and nobody comments so I guess I will not be getting any INFLUENCER CASH or IBIZA holidays.
Years ago when I was on another WEB SITE I got to text WHORES, WITCHES, SATANISTS, NYMPHOMANIACS, and DEMONIC ENTITIES, but here I just enjoy things I like, good music, the paranormal, DISCO, METAL, VAMPIRES and writing down my earthly wisdom etc.
But if the Universe wants to throw ONE MILLION views my way, I'll take it even if it is antisocial networking from FRETLIFE or disgruntled dance NOSFERATU.
Alas.
Saturday, September 19, 2026
Friday, September 18, 2026
A MESSAGE FOR LADY MORGANA: IF YOU DO NOT STOP THROWING GARBAGE INTO THE RECYCLING BIN AND LYING ABOUT IT...
I AM GOING TO WAKE UP AT NIGHT AND DROP A HOT, STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
I do not believe in passive aggression. I do believe in aggression if pushed over the line.
Stop blaming DAMIEN EXCELSIOR for your misdeeds.
There will be no second warning.
LIFE WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD: GETTING OLD
I have said this before that though I am 312 years old, I feel stuck at age 12. It is like I am running the time again trying to find something I lost. Twelve years old was not a particularly good time for me though my hopes were high. I tried to fit in and excel, but through it all and even the failures, I acquired wisdom along the way. I wish I did not have to suffer to acquire wisdom, but wisdom just did not grow on my side of the family. I found athletes foot fungus easier to get than wisdom though at my current age I have learned many things and am wise in many ways from taking the fall. It is sad to see my idols, the great artists and musicians getting old, feeble and dying. Perhaps that is my fate too, but right now I feel like a tiger, still wanting adventure and experiences albeit far from the jungle perhaps in a cage. Waiting...
Thursday, September 17, 2026
Wednesday, September 16, 2026
Tuesday, September 15, 2026
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