The RED DEATH travels throughout the land bringing even those who suck asshole on the regular to their knees, one boogie down to their demise...

 Apparently, the current version of the FLU has produced the most gooch like cases ever recorded and though I live an isolated hermit lifestyle it seems once again to have breached the walls of my formidable castle and produced scratchy cough and the runny shits among other things.

Might as well dance if you are not on the toilet.

Alas.