Lord VLAD accepted SATAN's lunch offer for McDonald's whereby SATAN surprised VLAD with a new CHICOM SEX DOLL with lifelike boobies, ass, and removable cum buckets.
"Thank you so much SATAN for the fuck doll, but I am beginning to have misgivings about banging a cold bitch manikin." VLAD opined. "First, what if I die and I am embarrassed by people finding my sex doll collection?"
"You are a vampire and cannot die." Satan reminded VLAD.
"True." VLAD Considered." "But what about romance, passion, love and erotic communication?" He added.
SATAN sighed. "Just fuck this latex bitch a few times and get back to me."
"As you wish DARK LORD." VLAD responded and added, "Thanks for throwing in the FREE anal lube."
SATAN smiled and said, "Don't forget about SATAN when you are banging this silicone Sally all night and day."
VLAD was not heard from the following week and some suspected his cock was red from rubbing against latex pussy.
"What do you think?"
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