Not only is it hazy gray outside due to Canadian forest fire smoke wafting towards the New York Metro Area, but the Sun looks like an orange ball, the air is thick and smoky and reputedly of poor quality and there may possibly be power outages today. Besides that, my tire is leaking air and semi flat, I had to skip my morning porn viewing to buy fix a flat which LADY MORGANA almost cancelled and apparently my Blog has lost between two to ten thousand viewers because I gave a public FUCK YOU to my so called viewership. The greatest loss appears to be in BRAZIL or MALAYSIA who have taken my foul retort the hardest, but soon I should be back to the average 15 or so views I have gotten historically for my rants, anon life brain droppings various music and eclectic egg nog. Meanwhile, LADY MORGANA has taken more offense to my dead mouse post than to the one that said she no longer loves me, which could be a good thing in disguise.
Life is good and I continue to choose happiness despite set backs such as War in The Middle East, Canadians burning down their forests as a FUCK YOU to President Trump and explosive diarrhea due to Mexicans shitting on lettuce shipped to TACO BELL.
I still have hope for the future and will shave and shower to meet said hope when it transpires. Unfortunately, there will be no porn today.
Alas.
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