I have had a few neighbors that engaged in this practice over the years and I cannot fathom why you would feel compelled to vacuum at 9:00 am other than to antagonize your neighbors or if you were an obsessive compulsive neat freak. One jackass many years ago was "cleaning" with an obviously broken vacuum that broke the sound barrier and must have been spewing dust, but I think that guy was deranged.
Any theories can be posted here. My deepest, darkest theory is the vacuum people are alien entities using the vacuum to communicate with their home base on Alpha Centuri.
So there.
That noise makes me want to knife fight puppets in the dark.
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