Monday, September 28, 2026
THE HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS OF LADY MORGANA
I think LADY MORGANA just tried to kill me. She loves watching those murder mystery shows so perhaps she thinks she can get away with it.
I recently bought a clothes bin which is supposed to separate the colors, but LADY MORGANA immediately despised it which did not deter me from using it since I paid money for it. LADY MORGANA destroyed one bin, but the second one I still use. I had told LADY MORGANA to watch a storage bin stacked because it could fall.
This morning the laundry bin is put on top of the storage container and the bottom is wrapped around the storage container. If I had pulled it, all the containers would have come down upon me. She never did that before.
Luckily, I lifted the laundry bin up and over and avoide the calamity.
If I do have a mysterious demise, I would check into LADY MORGANA as a suspect.
Really.
P.S. - Just so anybody knows, if I die and you mess with my porn collection or any of my belongings, I will HAUNT your ass for eternity. I mean it.
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