A LIFE SAVING COVID TIP PRESENTED BY DON CORNELIUS, STEVIE WONDER AND THE GAP BAND...

When you get COVID you will eventually get a dry, hacking cough that will slice through your lungs and cause you to spit up blood. The more and harder you cough the more damage you will cause and the coughing will get OUT OF CONTROL and you will feel you are unable to breathe. DO NOT PANIC AS THIS WILL PASS IF YOU TAKE APPROPRIATE COUNTER MEASURES. Go to your bathroom shower and sink and run hot water until you form steam and STAY CALM as the steam and hot mist fills the bathroom and you breath in the damp, warm steam. Though you feel like you cannot breathe and the cough may violently persist, know you WILL recover soon and you may stay in the steam room you created for as long as you need. Repeat as necessary. This tactic has kept me alive for over a month when I was declared a dead man walking. AND NOW FOR THE GAP BAND...