Saturday, October 31, 2026
Friday, October 30, 2026
TRUE LIES: REAL GHOST STORIES WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
I started getting flickering lights at my current apartment. It started at the front then moved to the rear of the apartment. Eventually all the lamps were flickering. I believe the entity feeds off the negative energy so I started ignoring the flickering. Now the light shuts off now and then and the flickering has subsided.
TRUE LIES: REAL GHOST STORIES WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD 2
When I was growing up, we lived a run down, creepy two family house with weirdos living upstairs and my toxic family downstairs. During that time two people died upstairs. I am not sure how many other people died in the house because it was an old house, but two people died for certain.
For many years the kitchen light flickered non stop and my parents were afraid to ask the owner to fix the light because they were afraid that he would increase the rent. So for at least 5 to 10 years or more we tolerated a flickering kitchen light that never stopped. My grandfather called it the crazy light. Was it a ghost fucking with our minds?
Possibly.
TRUE LIES: REAL GHOST STORIES WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
Long ago my mother came over my apartment. As we reached the door, it opened by itself. It was a door that required some effort to open yet it opened before us and my mother and I just looked at each other and after I opened the second door, we stepped in.
We both sat on the sofa and my mother immediately said how when she is at home if she is sitting on the couch sometimes out of the corner of her eye she can see an old man sitting there.
My mother never said things like that and when I tried to question her, she refused to elaborate or discuss the matter further. My mother was like that and blocked out disturbing things while I tended to explore such matters.
Was it a ghost? Was it two ghosts? I'll never know for sure.
TRUE LIES: REAL HALLOWEEN STORIES WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
After the fear of psychopath / serial killer neighbors finally killed Halloween, a number of alternatives arose. There was Halloween at school, workplace or club/bar. There was going to local businesses for Halloween treats even though many local businesses did NOT participate. There was something called TRUNK OR TREAT where local parents drove to a parking lot and gave out candy and there is even a zoo that celebrates Halloween now. Some people have private parties and invite people they know who have been vetted for homicidal tendencies. Then other people have just given up on traditional Halloween and watch a horror movie.
Thursday, October 29, 2026
TRUE LIES: REAL GHOST STORIES WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
I was on a trip with LADY MORGANA and DAMIEN EXCELSIER and we were in bed on the first evening after arrival. I had slept and then awoken. I went to the bathroom and when I returned there was a key on the bed.
I asked LADY MORGANA, "What are you doing putting a key on my bed?" LADY MORGANA said that she did not put the key there.
I figured it was a ghost and I did not want to argue with LADY MORGANA so I went back to sleep. My keys were on the table, no where near the bed and the keys were all secure on the key ring.
The next year we got the same hotel room and a ghost was opening and shutting the dresser drawers so it was probably the same ghost.
TRUE LIES: REAL GHOST STORIES WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
I was at a hotel with a special friend and in the middle of a passionate intercourse the microwave made the sound of buttons being pushed and the start button being pressed. The microwave turned on for like thirty seconds and then stopped. Nobody else was in the room.
The thought occurred to me that a ghost was in the room, but I was more interested in matters of the flesh. I wanted to stay in the room longer, but my friend insisted we leave.
I checked on the internet to see if microwaves malfunctioned in this manner, but only found one incident in a home where the occupants decided to throw away the microwave, not seek repair.
It seemed to me the "ghost" was saying my special friendship is over through the microwave event and that was the last time I met with my special friend so perhaps that is true.
Alas.
TRUE LIES: REAL GHOST STORIES WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
When I started at the University, I wanted a quiet place to study so I decided to visit the town library. To my surprise the library was filled with loud people having raucous conversations. I thought maybe I could find a silent sanctuary towards the back of the library so I walked towards the rear of the book shelves.
As I walked further I began to see stacks of old books that people did not read for a long time. Eventually I reached the back area which had an open area with wooden chairs in semi circle. The chairs looked very old as I had never seen a school chair just made of wood before. I thought this place would be great to study so I put my books on top of a chair and sat down.
After a few moments of studying, I heard the words, "Get out!" It sounded like someone was really angry and shouted it up close into my ear. I got spooked and collected my books and left. When I got into the main area of the library with the loud people I felt foolish for being scared and I decided to go back to where I was studying.
When I arrived back I could hear the water pipes hissing from steam heat and I told myself that I must have mistaken the hissing noise as the ghostly threat. So I left the library. For years, I blocked this memory as it was quite disturbing for me. I know steam heating does not sound like "Get Out!" And if it did it would not sound like someone angry shouting into your ear.
I never returned to the town library again and chose to study at home or at the university where it was loud, but less haunted.
TRUE LIES: REAL HALLOWEEN STORIES WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
For years traditional Halloween had ended and nobody came to our home to trick or treat. I was all alone in the house on Halloween for some reason and the doorbell rang. We had no candy ready for nobody had come to trick or treat at our home for many seasons.
I answered the door and it was older kids in their teens dressed for the holiday. I did not know what to do, but I told the kids to wait and that I would be right back.
I found a coin jar and asked the trick or treaters if quarters would be acceptable. To my surprise they were all overjoyed as the going rate I believe was 5 cents and they walked away happy and I did not let the spirit of Halloween down.
Wednesday, October 28, 2026
TRUE LIES: REAL HALLOWEEN STORIES WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
When I was old enough to celebrate Halloween at the club, I decided LADY MORGANA and I should go as CLOWNS. It was fun applying the face paint and goofy outfit and my mother who had grown quite sour by this time saw the photos we took and said we looked like "OLD" clowns as if most clowns are not old.
I thought it was a hilarious moment then and I still do now. I have the photos though they are locked in a clown safe somewhere.
Alas.
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
If someone annoys or disrespects you, resist the urge to get revenge upon them as it is the equivalent of stepping in their shit pile.
Take comfort in the fact that KARMA will sort their bullshit out independent of any vengeance you have cooked up in your mind.
Choose the light.
Tuesday, October 27, 2026
TRUE LIES: REAL HALLOWEEN STORIES WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
When I was a kid I was preparing to be a werewolf for Halloween. I had a partial mask and then used makeup and hair from another costume that I glued on my face. I also had fangs for teeth and fake hands with large finger nails. I thought for sure I had the best costume of them all. Then I went to meet my friend to go trick or treating.
My friend was dressed as a robot. It was the most impressive costume I had ever seen. My friend said that his father had made the costume for him and it was apparent his father had put a lot of work, craftmanship, time and thought into the costume. I was more than a bit jealous and sad that nobody had helped me with my Halloween costume. His was surely the best costume.
Though I was feeling down that I did not have the best costume or have somebody to help with my costume, it did not last for long. After all, it was Halloween. There were adventures to be had trick or treating and candy to be harvested. And so, everybody rejoiced in the moment even if you did not have the best costume after all as did I.
IT'S A LONELY WORLD WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE LOVE OR CAN'T GET LOVE TO STAY...
So you better start loving yourself.
Monday, October 26, 2026
LADY MORGANA WANTS TO MOVE TO A DIFFERENT CASTLE
LADY MORGANA wants an apartment with washer/dryer and dish washer plus upscale amenities.
I just want PEACE OF MIND. I don't want to hear people cleaning their clothes all hours of the day or washing their dishes.
I don't want to hear dogs barking or people playing basketball.
I am not moving.
END OF STORY.
CRAZY SHIT I'VE SEEN WHILE DRIVING BY VLADVAMPIRELORD
Today I saw a guy stopped at the red light do a U turn into the opposite lane.
I see people racing to the next red light only for me to slowly meet them there.
There are people dressed in dark clothes walking at night asking to be hit by cars.
Then there are people driving across parking lots at full speed across parking lanes to save a few seconds.
One time this guy thought I cut him off. He pulled alongside me and already had signs printed with curse words that he held up. Then the guy raced in front of me and hit the break to try to get me to rear end his car. He did this a few times and I decided that even though this guy did NOT realize he was dealing with crazy, I knew that this dude was even crazier than I was, so I sped up and got away from that madman so he could terrorize somebody else.
It is not enough to drive defensively. Some asshole can ruin your day or your life by being reckless or stupid.
Sunday, October 25, 2026
Saturday, October 24, 2026
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