Wednesday, October 21, 2026
OH HELL NO!
These videos repulse me so much that I usually cannot watch the whole thing, but they also make me feel much better about my current situation.
We Were Way Too Young For These Horror Movies They Put On Our TV - 70s & 80s
Around this time, cable television was becoming popular and my family had their rental house wired from floor to ceiling and given a wired remote the size of a computer keyboard to get cable television and HBO so we could hear curse words, see women's breasts as well as watch bizarre movies like HALLOWEEN, IT'S ALIVE and PHANTASM.
Unlike other families, my family had no restrictions and I watched any thing I wanted to including some movies multiple times to see the nude scenes. It was like a bridge to VHS porn. It was a whole other awakening.
Tuesday, October 20, 2026
TRUE LIES: REAL HALLOWEEN STORIES WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
I remember a Halloween contest at a local club. There were many outlandish costumes such as the woman wearing a shower curtain decorated to be the tornado in the movie THE WIZARD OF OZ. There was a woman dressed as a bride carrying her severed head which was actually a guy on his knees all night and a guy in a Frankenstein costume walking on stilts that evening. There was only one prize for best costume and it rightfully went to the headless bride. But the Frankenstein definitely put in the effort to win. It was a magical evening that preserved the true spirit of Halloween for the 21 and over crowd.
Monday, October 19, 2026
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
Contrary to popular opinion, it is OK for a man to cry. Just lock yourself in the bathroom. Turn on the shower. Step inside. Then cry yourself silly like a little bitch.
It never happened.
LIFE IN HELL WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
You can never do too much for a woman. It will never be appreciated.
Sunday, October 18, 2026
TRUE LIES: REAL LIFE HALLOWEEN STORIES WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
I remember growing up with the dread of "Mischief Night" the day before Halloween. Bands of rogues would go out the night before and soap your car, cover it in shaving cream or throwing eggs at it. Sometimes people would string toilet paper on trees or throw old sneakers over power lines, but the real fear was what they would do to your car. I don't think this tradition is still alive, but it still has a place in my memory.
Deer are all over New Jersey roads looking for sex, state officials warn
Deer are all over New Jersey roads looking for sex, state officials warn
Apparently, deer are the only ones seeking sex.
https://gothamist.com/news/deer-are-all-over-new-jersey-roads-looking-for-sex-state-officials-warn
Those photos will catch up with you...
Katie Zacharia's bikini photos she tried to wipe from internet before leaving press secretary job
Katie Zacharia seemingly scrubbed her Instagram account of bikini photos just days after starting - and shortly after, leaving - her role as White House press secretary
https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/katie-zacharia-bikini-photos-instagram-2073087
Saturday, October 17, 2026
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
No matter how much good you do for someone, they will still stab you in the back on the slightest whim. That is human nature. Never turn your back or let your guard down to relatives, friends or strangers, everyone is a potential asshole.
Friday, October 16, 2026
TRUE LIES: REAL HALLOWEEN STORIES WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
Many years ago, a local club was having a Halloween dance / contest. I suggested to LADY MORGANA that we go as Tor Johnson and Vampira from the movie PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE. I got a Tor Johnson mask and LADY MORGANA got all vamped up as Vampira. The club was packed with people and it was hard to breathe and see through the bulky mask with just slits to look through. LADY MORGANA had to lead me across the crowded dance floor and busy club because I was effectively blinded with the mask on.
By the end of the night, I was a sweaty mess in the hot club from wearing the stifling mask, but I did it for art and nostalgia albeit at a high price.
LADY MORGANA RESPONDS TO LORD VLAD'S CAUTIONARY TALE
LADY MORGANA arrived home without incident and only later acknowledged she had read VLADVAMPIRELORD's BLOG Post which she characterized as "nasty" and filled with lies even though Vlad denied having nasty intent and she could confirm herself the truthfulness therein.
By such behavior LADY MORGANA avoids serious discussion of the topics brought forth and incites argument and ill will that will come to no good end which is something amusing to LADY MORGANA and quite irritable to VLADVAMPIRELORD thus leading to a circular shouting match and no progress which is to LADY MORGANA's nefarious benefit.
VLADVAMPIRELORD seeing the intent and lack of any worth in engaging as such, did not take the bait. The writing stands on its own as a testament to my truth.
So sayeth VLADVAMPIRELORD, DARK LORD AND DESTROYER OF SOULS.
Alas.
Thursday, October 15, 2026
A CAUTIONARY TALE WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
The most wise giver of advice will never be heeded because people do not want to concede that there is someone with more wisdom and common sense than themselves. Therefore, I will not offer advice, but relate this cautionary tale.
When I was a young man, I entered into a pact with my best friend that we would NOT get married since both our families were products of bitter divorce and extreme relationship dumbfuckery. Not less than a week later, my best friend tells me he is getting engaged. At that particular age, your friends and acquaintances start getting married and you find the number dwindling of people you can hang with and have a good time. It does not take a genius to realize that soon you will be ALONE and without a partner if you do not conform to societal norms. That is one hell of an abyss to stare down and few have the intestinal fortitude to brave a life of solitude. Thus, I too was soon married as well.
I recently marked 27 years married to LADY MORGANA and 7 years dating on top of that. So I am responsible for my current misery and I accept the consequence of my poor choices acquiescing to societal norms. I met LADY MORGANA at a dance club. What attracted her to me was her big smile and big boobs. I thought she was smiling at me, but it was at her friend standing next to me. That prompted me to ask LADY MORGANA to dance which we did until they played "Last Dance" by DONNA SUMMER and LADY MORGANA gave me her phone number.
When I started dating LADY MORGANA she was quiet and soft spoken. After 27 years of marriage she is loud and tries to get the last word in any conversation. When I met LADY MORGANA she was afraid of getting a shot at the Doctor. Now she jams shots into her stomach to achieve rapid weight loss. LADY MORGANA was affectionate and at times very sexual, now she prefers shows about serial killers and murders to sexual escapades. LADY MORGANA used to go out of her way to please me and conform to my interests. Now LADY MORGANA is selfish and mocks my hobbies and interests. I used to think LADY MORGANA was an all in mother like my own, but she is more interested in cutting corners and farming out responsibilities to other people. I used to think LADY MORGANA was a kind person that truly cared about others, but I found that she longs for material things and is downright EVIL.
When our son DAMIEN EXCELSIOR was born, LADY MORGANA got into a funk and I had two crying babies on my hands. I felt I had to leave, but I could not leave my new born child and seek divorce. My first thought was just to go cold and not have any emotions to deal with the situation, but I am an emotional person and that tactic failed. Then I thought I would just see escorts for sex to fill the void. I did actually see an escort and it was a complete disaster so that approach failed as well. My third thought was an idea I got from the internet which was to try an alternative lifestyle like BDSM and that worked for a short time, but was not the answer either.
So one day, LADY MORGANA comes to me asking for divorce and I am not so angry that she wanted a split, but that she never stated she was unhappy or the elaborate plans she had made for me which pretty much kept all my responsibilities, but left her off the hook. Unfortunately, my response was to state I would not comply with her demands and she could go it alone which is what my biological father did to our family, refusing to pay child support while causing chaos and terror for decades. That changed LADY MORGANA's mind which had us see multiple marriage counselors who all advised divorce. I also confessed to visiting an escort and chatting with witches, hookers and all types of freaky women on the internet.
Currently, LADY MORGANA and I are like room mates, which I believe is an idea she got from a friend of hers that decided not to divorce. Things can go from ok to unbearable and LADY MORGANA employs passive aggression and witchy mind fucks to assert her will. Just today I found she dropped her clothes on the floor when the hamper is like 2.5 feet away. That is not just an I don't care thing, it is that with a fuck you attached and that aggravates me quite a bit which is of course intended.
At this point, I have LOST ALL HOPE, which makes me a dangerous man, but also provides for quite a bit of upside potential for the future for if you lose hope, you have NOTHING to lose.
If I had not married LADY MORGANA, I might have married an alcoholic red head nympho, a hyper college graduate dentist candidate, somebody else or I might have been alone right now envying the married people. Regardless, my marriage to LADY MORGANA allowed me to realize my life long dream of a best friend that gets me and understands my sense of humor.
That friend is my son DAMIEN ECSELSIOR and despite his special needs and challenges, I don't think I would give him up for the world.
Alas.
Wednesday, October 14, 2026
LIVING IN HELL WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
Found a BRYAN ADAMS cassette tape for my driving tunes and found out the sound quality is like listening to the music underwater.
Will have to look for a replacement cassette on eBAY.
Alas.
TRUE LIES: HALLOWEEN STORIES WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
As I have said, I love Halloween. When I was around 12 or so, our group went trick or treating and started getting flack from people who said we were too old for Halloween which effectively killed Halloween due to the age shaming and humiliation.
It was not until I was 21 that I realized Halloween was not dead, it was actually undead as local bars and clubs had Halloween parties and dances with prizes for the best costumes which were often quite elaborate.
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
LIFE LESSONS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
Nobody is going to "save" you when they can't even save themselves. But somebody can take you down the abyss with them. That has been proven.
LIFE IN HELL WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
Fucking LADY MORGANA is like fucking a mother Grizzly bear with cubs or attempting to dick down a rabid female Wolverine. LADY MORGANA thinks she can bite my dick off and physically man handle me when she is not scratching and and biting whilst screaming bloody murder.
Sometimes she even starts coughing like she has COVID, but me dick does not care if I die from COVID apparently.
Love changes over time I have found.
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD
You don't know how bad bad is until your health fails you and you get sick then all the other bullshit you've been dealing with seems like a paradise.
Monday, October 12, 2026
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