MY INCESSANT JACKING OFF TO UTUBE VIDEOS OF CARDI B has opened a portal to HELL in my shitty white trash kitchen. A séance was conducted and the EAST MEADOWLANDS DEMONIC CONSORTIUM has reached the DARK LORD SATAN who insists we must MAKE IT RAIN if we wish to have CARDI B remove her G string whilst she absconds with the money and a few ROLEX watches to boot. Alas.