Sunday, January 2, 2022

MY INCESSANT JACKING OFF TO UTUBE VIDEOS OF CARDI B has opened a portal to HELL in my shitty white trash kitchen. A séance was conducted and the EAST MEADOWLANDS DEMONIC CONSORTIUM has reached the DARK LORD SATAN who insists we must MAKE IT RAIN if we wish to have CARDI B remove her G string whilst she absconds with the money and a few ROLEX watches to boot. Alas.

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  1. VladvampirelordJanuary 27, 2022 at 8:54 PM

    "Genuine for '89."

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  2. VladvampirelordAugust 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM

    I wrote this after getting COVID Pneumonia. By this time I was coughing up blood and unable to sleep, eat and take my meds which may account for the wacked out post. By this date, I estimate I was at least without sleep for 5 days, but I found time to post in my BLOG even though I was literally dying and unable to breathe at times. Not sure about the fascination with CARDI B, but I was a fan of BIG DADDY KANE back in the day. It is a good thing I survived to see this maniacal scrawl and be recovered.

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