PAULA ABDUL, STOP CALLING ME. THE CENTRAL PARK CONCERT IS BEING BOOKED BY DR. DRE AND BOOGIE DOWN PRODUCTIONS and I Am NOT involved in ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.

YES, THAT WAS ME WHO WATCHED YOU AND YOUR MANY COSTUME CHANGES AT THE CLUB MTV MEADOWLANDS CONCERT WITH MILLI VANILLI AND INFORMATION SOCITY. YOU are not only talented, but quite a stunning dancer and female beauty as well, Emilio was a fool to let you get away. I just smelled some sort of gas leak in my apartment and there are men in hazmat suits on my roof so I have to go...