NIGHTTIME REVELATIONS

Could not sleep last night. I started wondering how I could explode some Mexican eggs for New Year's Eve without making too much mess. Eventually I got to the thought of laying down a tarp to solve that problem. Still could not get rest so I started wondering why I was in HELL. What did I do to deserve this life? I realized I had abandoned God so that is why I was being punished. That made a lot of sense though I do not enjoy this life of Hell and punishment. I am not supposed to. At least I finally solved that riddle. Happy New Year in Hell. Really.