Wednesday, October 25, 2023

DEEP THOUGHTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

If you can't have sexual intercourse, have a large deli sandwich with vinegar and oil. You would probably take longer to eat the sandwich than have sex and it will be just as delicious and you won't have to worry about large pus filled blotches on your dick. Just sayin'.

And if you are really desperate, you can fuck the sandwich.

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