Thursday, January 16, 2025

Poltergeists And Retail Theft

 My long dormant apartment poltergeist was acting up last night with the light flickering repeatedly even though it was turned off.  I just stared and wondered  what message the spirit realm was trying to send.

I decided to browse the post holiday clearance items this afternoon.  I purchased a long delayed item, a disco ball.  Then I got a card shuffler though I haven't played cards in years.  Then I got forks and knives and a wet/dry vac.

As I was paying, some dude came up to me and accused me of taking the vac from his cart even though there was a whole shelf of them at the sweet price of $8.

I had to grab another one from the nearby shelf and the guy eventually apologized though I was probably minutes away from getting stabbed for a dispute over an $8 wet/dry vac.

Really.




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