FATHER'S DAY REDUX

 All in all, Father's Day went well.  DAMIEN was extremely happy and thus so was I.  However, I was visited by LUCIFER FLATULATIS who not only practically broke the front door to my castle, but also proceeded to insult my decor and house plants and say my deceased Mother would be angry with me if she were alive.  Truth be told in her later years she was angry with me most of the time.

I do not understand why LUCIFER FLATULATIS wants to visit me so badly because when my Mother was alive and they visited, he could not get out of here fast enough.  He had no problem doing away with standard politeness and etiquette and saying out loud to my Mother, "Can we go now?"  This is when I just wanted to speak with my Mother and have some light social contact.  Maybe a laugh or two.  But LUCIFER FLATULATIS would have that angry look on his face, refuse to speak and then demand to leave.

Now LUCIFER FLATULATIS breaks my fucking front door, insults me and the august LADY MORGANA, then leaves when he had not even been invited over in the first place and I was showering peacefully unbeknownst he was coming over.   

One thing I have learned as a product of my many years is that bullshit happens and there is no logical reasoning behind it nor ethical force producing it.  It is merely a flatulent byproduct of the evil world we inhabit.  So nothing should surprise me as bullshit can erupt at any moment in any form such as perhaps LUCIFER FLATULATIS perhaps deciding he wants to visit me without being invited over.