LIFE IN HELL WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

Apparently I am balding and have been signed up for a doctor's visit by LADY MORGANA to address the situation.  In my list of things to do, going to a doctor for balding would be very low on my list, but I am due to make a visit today.  

I cannot see I am balding unless someone takes a high altitude photograph or catches my head at an angle in a photo and since I rarely get photographed, going to a doctor to address athlete's foot fungus on my toe would take higher status if it was my decision. 

Alas.